MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

What is that vest / hat combo on Bryce?! 🤮

Sam the lad is not into the gym…

ManSam is so awful. I know coco is irritating as fuck but he’s so.. arrogant? Like he thinks he is so far above her and it’s like he’s just humouring her by trying to fancy her. Get a grip man, you’re not all that!

He’s very… pasty. For an Australian guy anyway.

Urgh Sam just thinks he's too cool for school. I really dislike him. Coco and her one liners are annoying but I'm starting to like her.

Evening. I would cringe my insides to the outside being in ManSam's presence.

I've warmed to Coco, outspoken and blunt but seems fair with a good heart so far.

@meadowbleu

Evening. I would cringe my insides to the outside being in ManSam's presence.

I've warmed to Coco, outspoken and blunt but seems fair with a good heart so far.

That sums up how I feel about ManSam, he’s just awful. And yes, he’s not your typical Aussie lad is he @Sunbird24 😂

I don’t actually blame Cameron for being so upset by Samantha saying what she did… she’s been rather ott imo. She’s making out that he’s a morally bankrupt bastard, when really it’s just that they’re on a different level emotionally at the moment.

What's the name of Poundland Mariah's bloke? There's still too many people in it at the moment, can't possibly be expected to remember them all, the names need to be up ALL THE TIME!

Sam: We’re not doing FIFO!
An explanation…
“ Fly in, fly out. As in people who fly to their workplace (usually for a week or two at a time), then fly back home.”

@TitsInAbsentia that’s Jason

Jason who permanently looks like he’s just woken up from a week long bender and smoked a massive joint to get over the trauma of being conscious.

Alana did that quite well I think, focussing on the qualities rather than physical hotness

@GrealishHairband

Jason who permanently looks like he’s just woken up from a week long bender and smoked a massive joint to get over the trauma of being conscious.

Fantastic summary 😂

Ugh...Bryce you are grim...

Patrick really just wanted a plain white duvet cover didn't he...

@Sunbird24

Alana did that quite well I think, focussing on the qualities rather than physical hotness

I thought that, quite nice to watch really. Here we go with twat mctwatface bryce

‘Blondes first’ two brunettes highly rated
‘I don’t like girls with tattoos, even tho you have tattoos’
Shut uppp

Go on Melissa, rank him in the bottom half of the pack…

Oof!

This is cruel superficial bollocks

She’s not going to buy I’d be so happy if she did @Sunbird24!!

Hahahaha what?? Melissa 😂

Ugh Bryce, hugely superficial and totally unsurprising. Cockwomble of the highest order.

Melissa if this isn't screaming to you I don't know what will.

Ooh, that’s possibly even better!

Oh wait… is hers best to worst, left to right?! Oh drat. His was the other way, wasn’t it?