MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

I clapped when he called him a dickhead, but it felt so wrong to be clapping Bryce

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

I clapped when he called him a dickhead, but it felt so wrong to be clapping Bryce

It was a confusing time for us all 😂

@weekend2021 it is finally up. Am just watching it now.

@GreenLunchBox I already risked a spolier (and got one, sigh) and posted pics early on in this thread. Talk about taking one for the team!!! He looks great. I think he might have had surgery though as his face shape has changed. I'm currently having orthodontic treatment which can really change your face shape, it has mine a bit, my upper and lower jaw are wider and my tongue feels like it finally fits in my mouth. However Patrick said he didn't have braces he had veneers so I think he must have had surgery too.

I don't mind Coco blonde, though she doesn't look like Coco. Her lips though. Why do people do it to themselves?

Anyone else noticed that Jason looks permanently exhausted? I wonder if he has some sort of dairy or gluten intolerance? Those bags looks like an allergy type thing.

@CatherineCawood

Thanks! That’s my viewing for tonight sorted

Jason looks permanently stoned!

Guys we will need a new thread soon

I don't mind Coco blonde, though she doesn't look like Coco. Her lips though. Why do people do it to themselves?
In fairness they are incredibly overdrawn, I admit I zoomed 😂

Jason, to me, looks like somebody who the years of partying have caught up with. I feel like he needs to sleep for a week and detox from er, all substances that he may or may not have abused himself with.

Is anybody else surprised that Alana seems genuinely into Jason? They seem really mismatched to me but it really seems to be working doesn't it? Well, at the moment.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles you could well be right there!

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Is anybody else surprised that Alana seems genuinely into Jason? They seem really mismatched to me but it really seems to be working doesn't it? Well, at the moment.

It’s the sex. It seems he can lick his eyebrows.

ManSam seemed genuinely surprised Coco said leave.

Completely up his own bum.

When answered very quietly ‘yes’ about whether he was attracted to coco… do you think he was fibbing (seems unlikely since he hasn’t spared her feelings so far) or that he didn’t like admitting it?

@NautaOcts

I reckon he was ashamed to admit he fancied Coco. Cam implied that back home, he'd seen Sam with unattractive women, so I think the whole 'I only date supermodels' attitude is just bravado.

I reckon he knew Coco was out of his league from the start and that's made him insecure. He's an absolute tool.

Did everyone else notice Coco's shift reaction to Sam and Cam's sofa time. The producers are trying to stage another Jiiis and Daaan.
I've realised who Melissa reminds me of and its a young Kathleen Turner!

@ANameChangeAgain

Yes!! Kathleen Turner. Definitely!

Omg I've only just realised it's back!!! Watched yesterday and last night on E4. It's not on All4 yet is it?

Loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don’t like Bryce.
And I really want to like Melissa….. but there’s something about her.
I kind of want to give her a (gentle) slap and tell her to get some self respect.

@NautaOcts

I really don’t like Bryce. And I really want to like Melissa….. but there’s something about her. I kind of want to give her a (gentle) slap and tell her to get some self respect.

Accurate

I am dying to know the revelations that emerge about Melissa. 🥴

Yes, I want to like her too, but I just feel like she'd do anything to be with any bloke at all.

Her self-esteem appears through the floor.

I'm watching again now. It's quite uncomfortable to watch Melissa. She seems like someone who had been through trauma.

@NautaOcts

I really don’t like Bryce. And I really want to like Melissa….. but there’s something about her. I kind of want to give her a (gentle) slap and tell her to get some self respect.

Mm I can’t warm to Melissa at all but I can’t quite put my finger on why. She seems a bit… false, in a way. Maybe.

Melissa has very sad eyes.