MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Well this is awkward…

Bec is a fucking bitch

Bec is awful

Jake deserves better for sure, she’s being so mean!

She makes morag look like a good option @TheLittleRedToothbrush 😂
God knows what the twist will be 🤔

Why are we getting the world according to Coco?

@Sunbird24

Why are we getting the world according to Coco?

Fuck knows but honestly I wish she’d shut up.

I don’t blame cam for leaving then, that was brutal on him.

Evening All. I'm behind as always. Seeing the Russell and his wife's chat (can't remember her name). Poor Russell. He's gormless but a decent guy (so far).

Jake, actual king. How is he so loyal to someone who is such a dick to him?!

Why does Sam (I think?? Married to coco) think he’s so special. He’s grim grim grim.

Was that James that started that ‘who’s the hottest?’ chat?

@Sunbird24

Was that James that started that ‘who’s the hottest?’ chat?

I thought it was but I couldn’t swear to it.

Russell seems like a nice guy, I feel like Beth should give him a bit more of a shot.

Russell seems like a nice guy, I feel like Beth should give him a bit more of a shot.

I’d give him a shot all right, I’d have killed him by now. That woman has some patience.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Are we saying that Jason looks like Oscar Pistorius? To be clear?

I'll have to get a better look next episode. So far I'm just distracted by how unhealthy he looks. He looks like he needs a lot of water, some sleep and a bit of sun.

Probably all the years of heavy drinking! And I agree, he looks persistently hungover

Cameron is such a bell end. And what a hypocrite - Sam woke up on their honeymoon and went to the beach to think, and he whinged on about how people shouldn't walk away and that's childish.

5 minutes later he has a tantrum and walks away from Sam

@Blossomtoes

Russell seems like a nice guy, I feel like Beth should give him a bit more of a shot.

I’d give him a shot all right, I’d have killed him by now. That woman has some patience.

😂😂😂

I'm a bit behind - Have they showed Russell yet traipsing round the supermarket saying "negative" instead of "no"? I'd have fucking left then and there. How completely annoying!

Is anyone else really surprised that Patrick is a personal trainer? My personal trainers have always been ripped to death, he has the body of Winnie the Pooh!

@TitsInAbsentia

He has a touch of the Ned Flanders about him does ole Paddy Patrick Holy Dips!

He probably says "Upsy Daisy" when having sex

🤣🤣 brilliant @YourFinestPantaloons
I'm warming to Coco. I couldn't be in her company for long but I like her a lot. Sam too. They are both strong take no crap women. Shame they were matched with wet dingos.

Hmm I’m not sure
I feel some sympathy for Cam in that he wanted to discuss it before the dinner party. Who wants to have that discussion in front of all the others? makes good telly obvs
And I blame for the ixperts for the stupid honesty box and all the ‘am i your type’ stupid questions

Wet dingos? Lol 🤣🤣🤣