MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Cringe…

Such an unnecessary question 😩

Bryce is going to hurt her. She will regret giving away the farm on the first night.

Shut the fuck up bryce, stop digging!!

What a prick that Bryce he's absolute cunt

Yeah, this wouldn’t hurt so much if they hadn’t slept together

What a dick to sleep with her so quickly.

I missed some of the episode yesterday he felt like that but shagged bloody hell.

"I wouldn't be wasting my time if I wasn't [here for the right reasons]".

Did I hear that right?

‘She’s not ugly’ seriously?! Ugh horrid bloke

Great summary of the couples Sunbird. It is Alana and Jason though.

I bet his ex fiancee watches even if shes heartbroken to be dumped so he could get some fame on a show. I hope she has some relief watching this prick knowing what an escape she had.

@Walkingalot

Great summary of the couples Sunbird. It is Alana and Jason though.

Thank you! I got distracted 🤦‍♀️

Bryce is coooooold.

Why is Melissa the one apologising??

Clever chap, turning that around so he’s the injured party and she’s doubting herself

As if Melissa's apologised now her confidence must be low. He's brutal.

FOUR MORE SINGLES??!

I can't. I just can't take this.

Melissa is Luke and Bryce is Morag.

@MacMahon

FOUR MORE SINGLES??!

I can't. I just can't take this.

How are we meant to keep up?! 😂 the dinner parties will be carnage

Alanna. That's it. She is stunning.

Sunbird24 Crane man Cam!

Jake is gorgeous both looks and personality.

Bryce - what a dick.

I think he is a really cruel person.

@Italiangreyhound

Alanna. That's it. She is stunning.

Sunbird24 Crane man Cam!

Jake is gorgeous both looks and personality.

Yes! I’d kind of forgotten who he was so was hoping the announcer might help out but no…

Updated list:
Introvert Melissa & Radio Presenter arse Bryce
Bitchy Bec & Footie Jake
Handymum Sam & Crane Man Cam
Crazy Coco and Bleachboy Sam
Rocker Booka and Brett the Tash
Barbermum Jo & Millionaire James
Teacher Alana & Nervous Jason