MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Just catching up on episode 2, what has struck me so far is that unlike MAFSUK none of the brides or grooms have given a physical wish list. They mostly seem more open to the whole process.

Your lists are much appreciated @Sunbird24

Further on in ep 2, I know I’m behind you all but I have to say I quite like Coco. I see a lot of me in her, that nervous loudness, quips and one liners to hide the anxiety. Not so sure about Sam.

Brett and Booka are my current favourite couple I don’t wanna know if they don’t stay together and have hundreds of metal obsessed moustache toting babies.

"They mostly seem more open to the whole process." I hope so. I do remember in previous seasons height being an issue. Thinking of one of the twins!

@Sunbird24

Updated list: Introvert Melissa & Radio Presenter arse Bryce Bitchy Bec & Footie Jake Handymum Sam & Crane Man Cam Crazy Coco and Bleachboy Sam Rocker Booka and Brett the Tash Barbermum Jo & Millionaire James Teacher Alana & Nervous Jason

This. Is very helpful. I couldn’t remember who was who.

I watched the repeat with my dd from last night. They cut out coco’s put some pork on your fork line but kept in ‘white meat baby’!

Sorry Alana, one n. I think she is probably the best looking bride on this programme, ever.

The women are stunners the blokes (apart from Jake) seem quite run of the mill (time!)

to Mr!

To me - get a grip!! Italian!!

@OnTheNatureOfDaylight

Sam reminds me of someone famous. She is very pretty. I like her. But…. I do think it’s unethical to go on a program like this with such young kids.

She reminds me of Reece Witherspoon.

@Walkingalot

I thought so too MacMahon but I was thinking a bit of Mariah Carey initially.

Definitely Mariah Carey for me. She is stunning though.

@GrealishHairband

Brett and Booka are my current favourite couple I don’t wanna know if they don’t stay together and have hundreds of metal obsessed moustache toting babies.

Honestly, if Booka and Brett don't work out I'm going to take it so badly! I've put all my faith in humanity on them and them alone!

I’m not feeling it with Booka and Brett. That spa bath seemed very forced.

I quite like Jo and James.

There are a couple of really nasty people on it!

So what's a spa bath in Aus? A run of the mill bubble bath?

I agree it seemed forced, but it must be hard to act natural when there are cameras and crew members in the bathroom 🤣

That bath was a jacuzzi (silver bits on the side give it away) they just can't turn it on as put bubbles in it and it would be loud

Only on episode 2. Good looking Millionaire businessman can't find a wife? I'm not buying it.

Second time that’s happened on this show @ufucoffee

@MaverickDanger

Second time that’s happened on this show *@ufucoffee*

Oh god yes, that other “millionaire” was awful.

Yes, there was no surprise the previous millionaire couldn't find a wife. He with the empty office space and inspirational quotes and zero personality.

His personality was literally being rich. This guy seems a bit more with it.

James irritated me. He had a VT saying how he didn't flaunt his wealth so he could get a good idea of if a woman was in to him or just the lifestyle, but then in goodness knows what heat, he dressed in a designer name black polo neck, with a jacket, donned his Rolex and talked about showing up by Lamborghini.

I daresay production egged him on for some of that, but you'd think he had some common sense at his age to dial it down a bit until he at least met the woman.

At first glance I'd thought they might pair him with Beth rather than Joanne.

@supercritter

That bath was a jacuzzi (silver bits on the side give it away) they just can't turn it on as put bubbles in it and it would be loud

Would’ve been funny as to have had them yelling at each other over the sound of the bubbles tho…

@Sunbird24

Updated list: Introvert Melissa & Radio Presenter arse Bryce Bitchy Bec & Footie Jake Handymum Sam & Crane Man Cam Crazy Coco and Bleachboy Sam Rocker Booka and Brett the Tash Barbermum Jo & Millionaire James Teacher Alana & Nervous Jason

And today you'll be able to add in...

Miss I have never had a boyfriend in my life with Mr Holy Moly Guacamole!
Miss I'm want my happily ever after with...cause she looks a bit too older to be with the guacamole man

Bryce is looking like he could be a manipulator....whatever he turns out to be I feel fairly certain he's not the one for Melissa.

I think he enjoys toying with women and manipulating their emotions up and down - sleeping with with them then telling them he doesn’t find them attractive. Vile individual.