Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

Even Mary Berry doesn't make her own filo viques. But yes, it isn't exactly taxing...

I tune in just for this thread tbh 😂

@Pebbledashery

Reality star... Aka.. No job.

To be fair he has done nearly every reality show under the sun, it must almost be a full time job , what with running the restaurant and all.

Kadeena is having a nightmare. If she goes home and that fuckwit stays I will not be pleased

@RomainingCalm

I'm sure he's styled on a Disney villain.

Jay That's it! He's Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. 🤣🤣🤣

Without the muscles…

Kadeenas dessert looks very sad.

My problem with vegan food is a lot of it is fake meat. I do not like fake meat.

Rylan.. Do I need to remind you of your x factor reaction dear..

God, I bought quorn Bacon the other day. Vile, vile, absolutely vile.

@Pebbledashery I think it's because baby walrus will not lie still when I'm changing her, think ill need to start her on nappy pants.

And girl walrus has only ever done that once and she's nearly 5, was after her first full week at primary school so think it was the school food etc.

I have a feeling Kem is gonna go thru this round

Oh bugger, I have jinxed Kadeena. This is what happens when I bother to vote for someone on Strictly.

Fucksake. Kem is going to get through. AARRGH.

Well Lisa you were excited by John 🙁

God, not looking forward to girl pebble starting school.. I have a couple of years!

They're gearing up to keep him in

Loooove cacik

Walrus She might need to go up a size?

I think Rylan is nice but but he's always very sculpted looking

Why is Lisa reading the description from the menu, they can all do that, ah they're all annoying me really.

Kem's certainly come on a fair way from someone who didn't recognise the Turkish street-food a few rounds ago, hasn't he? 'In my culture.....' Yeah, right, mate

UNDER COOK THE LAMB, Kem. Serve them raw lamb and GO HOME.

There is a Paralympic curse on this show, they do better than everyone, have a slightly dodgy round and are ousted, keeping a village idiot with one good cook in the running.

Nobody is kissing the judges tonight

Marination😂😂😂

Ffs this looks nice

Oh god, my only hope now is Su Pollard going all Jack Torrance with a meat cleaver and taking them all out.