Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I could never be vegetarian/vegan, however I do enjoy some veggie food, especially goats cheese and red onion tarts/pasties etc

@EsmaCannonball

Oh god, my only hope now is Su Pollard going all Jack Torrance with a meat cleaver and taking them all out.

Yes please.

Greggg just had a little bitty orgasm over fresh garlic. So now we know what it takes.

The semi finals is going to be full of jokers

Love me a cumid marination

So basically Kem can cook his nans recipes brilliantly

but we’re also meant to accept that 2 shows ago he couldn’t even whip cream

Aye right!

Fuck he is going through

Grandtheft my granddaughter is in the pull ups because she won't stay still for the nappy, there's some hilarity when she manages to leg it off and the pull up is swinging around one leg 😄

Fuck sake he's going to bloody win this isn't he

@EsmaCannonball

Oh god, my only hope now is Su Pollard going all Jack Torrance with a meat cleaver and taking them all out.

There's still hope. She may just show-tune them all to death, Esma.

@littlbrowndog

Fuck he is going through

I fear the worst.

'we've turned him into a chef'

oh shaddap

My daughter is in pants 90% of the time.. Pull ups at night and on long car journeys!

I have to admit, it all looked really appetising from Ken 💭.

Scallops looking anaemic. Might be Gavin getting the shove.

Pull ups are great when they run off. You can just rip down side when it’s all to bad to pull down

there's too much salad Gav

Gavins food is so middle class.

Kill them all, Su! Kill them all and then open a restaurant!

@GrouchyKiwi shes just went into size 3, I think they ate actually still a bit big round the legs. But size 2 were too wee. I know when girl walrus started leaking lots it was her vests were too small. But like I say she doesn't lie still so I may be leaving gaps etc

@Theeyeballsinthesky

So basically Kem can cook his nans recipes brilliantly

but we’re also meant to accept that 2 shows ago he couldn’t even whip cream

Aye right!

Exactly it's a bit of a joke really

Gav is going home

Raw!!!!

Bye Gavin

Ffs

Raw is unforgivable.