Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I've lurked here so far but I'm uncloaking to say - what the actual fuck?! Johannes was a delight.
Utter bollocks.

Tomorrow at 9 all. Thank you Pebbles for facilitating this travesty!

I think the producers made that call.

'he's so fun and zany, and young. the viewers will love him!'

Squooshe you wouldn't say that if you'd seen the pic in this months ocado magazine. It's not a flattering angle

Twitter isn't pleased about the departure of Johannes rather than Kem.

Kem is one of those despicable people who takes pride in his own stupidity.

I have finally realised who Gavin reminds me of now that he's gone all beardy - he's a dead ringer for a slightly older, less camp James Dreyfus.

This series has pissed me off a few times now. I think they should’ve kept Johannes.

Aaargh, caught out by the stoopit 8 start time, but have just caught up on iplayer. Poor johannes, he wuz robbed!

Just finished watching. Wrong decision. Fed up of young "stupid" people being on it.

Thanks Pebble.

Not read the thread yet because I’ve been playing catch up

Johannes was robbed he shouldn’t have gone

First time in many years I’ve wanted to throw my remote at the screen because of an injustice

Kem is just awful

Poached pineapple - really!

Gavin is so attractive - a sort of older Colin Firth.....

Yet another reality 'star' stays in over someone better. Do the producers think they'll get the Love Island / TOWIE audience tuning in in droves if they're left in?

Love 'mun'. It's a 'knob knot' in our house.

The thing is, any one of last night's four was better than Joe Swash. There must be a better way of organising the quarter finals so that people don't get through by being the least terrible of their group.

I think it's like that in a lot of things — you get a lucky (or unlucky) draw. Sometimes it actually protects your stronger ones — it means they have a weaker opponent in a future round.

Having said that, in this you can be told one of your dishes is restaurant quality and still go out to Joe Swash, so...

This can’t be right surely. In the DM today there is a story about Kem. Apparently he owns a restaurant. OK it’s in Romford which isn’t exactly flush with Michelin starred restaurants, but I can’t believe people are choosing to spend money there rather than buying MacDonalds.

Yes, unbelievably his Instagram describes him as a 'restaurateur'.

What a liberty.

@Halsall

Yes, unbelievably his Instagram describes him as a 'restaurateur'.

What!

Think I'm all caught up with it now, not really impressed with some of them at all, it's not a great series so far.

They should not have kept Kem in over Johannes, it's ridiculous, just like keeping Joe was ridiculous.

Anyway we'll see what happens tonight

@viques

This can’t be right surely. In the DM today there is a story about Kem. Apparently he owns a restaurant. OK it’s in Romford which isn’t exactly flush with Michelin starred restaurants, but I can’t believe people are choosing to spend money there rather than buying MacDonalds.

Really Jesus I hope he doesn't cook it in

Customer: what herbs/ spices are in this dish

Kem: honestly haven't got a clue mate

Still angry after last night's (bollocks) decision. I am now fully Team Kadeena. I want that pineapple pudding she made.

Evening Chuffians.

Kem out Kem out Kem out Kem out rinse and repeat