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Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:20

Here you go chaps.

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Wolfcub · 02/09/2021 20:50

I wish Gregg would stop trying to be Nigella

Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:51

@Wolfcub

I wish Gregg would stop trying to be Nigella
Gregg-ella
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jay55 · 02/09/2021 20:51

Gavin's is more vegetarian than using vegetables

squooshe · 02/09/2021 20:51

I feel nauseous when Gregg tries to go a bit Nigella with the descriptions

Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:52

I'm sure Nigella has Greggs number blocked on her phone and she pies him at black tie events

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littlbrowndog · 02/09/2021 20:52

Oh fuck he said slippery

squooshe · 02/09/2021 20:52

HE SHOULD BE FIRED FOR SAYING 'SLIPPERY AND WET'

Envy
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2021 20:53

I don’t want to hear any food described as slippery and wet by Greggggg. 🤮

EsmaCannonball · 02/09/2021 20:53

Slippery x 2!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2021 20:53

He did it again! I want my license fee back.

fourquenelles · 02/09/2021 20:53

Arrrgggghhhhh stop him saying slippery

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2021 20:53

🤮🤮🤮🤮 greg

Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:54

Fuck off with your slippery

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Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2021 20:54

Dive in to slippery acky?

viques · 02/09/2021 20:54

Slippery ackoo ok , slippery aubergine not ok. Great judging Greg.

Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:54

I think Johannes is going.

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Sunbird24 · 02/09/2021 20:54

They’ve got to give Johannesburg credit for doing 2 things vs Kem’s one, surely?

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2021 20:55

Stupid autocarrot

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2021 20:55

Yes, I think Johannes is leaving.

RomainingCalm · 02/09/2021 20:55

I think Johannes might be going.

Cuck00soup · 02/09/2021 20:55

I feel a drinking came coming on.

WineWineWine

How many shlippery's have we had?

fourquenelles · 02/09/2021 20:55

Don't you dare put Kem through and not Johannes. I will find you both and force feed you slippery chewmerick

Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:55

@Sunbird24

Stupid autocarrot
🤣🤣🤣
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Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2021 20:55

@Sunbird24

Stupid autocarrot
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RomainingCalm · 02/09/2021 20:55

@Sunbird24

Stupid autocarrot

That's funny. 🤣🤣🤣