Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

Bez aka beetle juice

Blimey, Bez managed to nick a cocktail party tablecloth and run himself up a suit while Gregggg and Jonny were making that decision!

[quote Shirleyphallus]@fourquenelles do you accept responsibility for Stacey Solomon too?[/quote]
Hangs head in shame lol

See you tomorrow. Will make thread 5 in readiness.

That's not why your dad cries in your presence, Kem.

Tomorrow mes braves

I'm not sure I'll be able to watch it tomorrow night. We're travelling from central Scotland to the south of England with 3 young children and GrouchyNewfie. What a joyful day it will be.

See you if we make it in less than 12 hours!

I don't know how Kadeena manages it. She is a ⭐️.

I love that all Essex slebs have been to Turkey to get discount gnashers,

@squooshe

I love that all Essex slebs have been to Turkey to get discount gnashers,

Turkey you say! Good to know. 👍😆

Thanks for the insightful comments folk, see you all tomorrow when we will find out whether dim celeb with bankable pregnant partner wins out over dim celeb with possible nana for a team up cooking show .

@squooshe

I love that all Essex slebs have been to Turkey to get discount gnashers,

Good job they went before it turned red.

Haha. Yes. Apparently that's the spot for some new pearly whites.

@viques

Thanks for the insightful comments folk, see you all tomorrow when we will find out whether dim celeb with bankable pregnant partner wins out over dim celeb with possible nana for a team up cooking show .

How will we handle the suspense

Watching behind but John - what are crow-kets?

@squooshe

Haha. Yes. Apparently that's the spot for some new pearly whites.

Can I get lines put in mine please?

Don't splash out on the air fare, folks!

If you fancy a night out in Essex but fear your teeth aren't up to scratch that's certainly a solution!

I’m finding this series hard work, if I’m honest. There have too many annoying and unlikeable contestants for me. I was sorry to see Bez go actually, I’d never have had him down for a cook when this started. I’m rooting for Dion and Kadeena at this point.
The less said about Joe the better.
And what’s with Torode? He seems fed up with it all. Although I imagine working with Gregg can’t be a walk in the park.

I could never, ever be in a room with Joe for his own safety. It might be menopausal hormones but he gives me the rage like no other person I've ever seen.

@iklboo, this is spooky - that's the second time today you've voiced my own thoughts! I said more or less exactly that a few minutes in.

He’s incredibly obnoxious, and really doesn’t seem very nice either. (Joe).

Thread imposter here, I was scrolling down (never seen this programme before) and read the CHOOOOOOOMERIC bit in Gregggggg ‘the nob’ Wallace’s voice and really laughed
Genius thread title 🙌🏼
I’ll see myself out again… as you were…

What is driving me MAD this year (apart from Jonty's slow morphing into a moderately successful actor-manager of a provincial theatre company circa 1880) is the producer's obsession with creating a 'journey' for the winning contestant. It massively favours the reality stars like Winky Swash and Kem and Megan who are schooled in this artificial wide-eyed 'who, little me?' bollocks.

Half the time it doesn't even make sense. If, like Joe Swash, you'd tried FOUR TIMES to make choux buns without a single success the night before a competition, would you still try to make them?! But wow, look, it all turned out ok on the day. And when they keep going on about 'how much they're learning...' WHEN!? When, apart from the chef rounds, are they learning anything? Who is teaching them? Aaargh.

Dion and his hat for the win.

It's a sad state of affairs if the producers are thinking 'yes, Kem and Joe are such likeable guys, we've got to get them to the final'.

The inmates of Broadmoor are probably more charming than those two.