Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

@littlbrowndog

Sue gone

I hope so, I hope so.....

Saltiness like salt. Oh my fucking god

Saltiness like salt. Okaaaay Gregg.

Well done Bez.

'it's salty like salt'

@GrouchyKiwi

Pebble.

Su has saved Kadeena and Dion. Thank you, Su.

I was really worried one of those two would go.

John sounds as though he is trying not to vomit when he talks about the watery broccoli. And who can blame him.

The good thing about whitebait in a sandwich is you don’t have to see their little bodies.

OK, I'm a bit late to this series so how the f did Su Pollard get this far in the competition??
Also watching these three blokes shaking with the effort of trying to ram massive sandwiches down their gullet is making me feel a bit sick.

It's salty... And.... Vinegar

Joe and Kem? Impressed them?? Seriously???

Bye bye Su.. Take your broccoli with you

@StoopitAutocarrot

I’d eat bez’s offering right now!

Me too but without the whitebait

@Halsall

If Su's sandwich was a play, it would be Long Day's Journey Into Night

Or Saturday Night, Sunday Morning. With vomit.

If they're booting two it will be Dion and Su.

Yeah, not that I’m suggesting that mc sleb is a big old stitch up.
But it is. Just another circuit of the sleb money making roundabout.

@Ellenanora7

Joe's chips are too dark

That’s what happens when you take them into the tanning machine with you.

Old slab teeth made it

Fuck of kem

Or spill your hair dye on them

ta-ra, Su

Byeeeeeeeee Su

HUZZAH!!!!!!

Bez seems a bit dopey but is a lot more together than he seems; Kem and Joe are fairly savvy but have a ditzy public persona to maintain. I find the latter very annoying.

Thank fuck for that.

Oooh bye sue. You can’t cook bye