Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

John’s hair 😖

@squooshe Maybe he'll cook it for you! 🤪

Kadeena 🙌🏽

Pebble, hate to break it to you but he already has one 😂

Bye Gavin.. Take your raw scallops back to news night

I'm thinking Gavin couldn't spend another minute with Gregg and Kem

Pleased for Kadeena. Kim is going to get to the final cooking Gran's recipes and probably win.

Sure, Kem, asking your Nan and Dad is definitely thinking of new recipes.

@Pebbledashery

Que Kem opening a restaurant after this that goes bust in a year

He opened one a month ago apparently!

I wish they'd fuck off with the 'oh wow, look at Kem's uplifting story arc from dimwit who didn't know what a ladle was to hot young chef'

See you all next week gang xxx

Oh well. See you Wednesday folks.

Team Su, Dion and Kadeena.

Have a poonami-free weekend Pebbles and see you all next week.

You can tell the "idiots" actually know how to cook

Have a great weekend all!

Happy weekend, everyone!

Catch you all next week 🙂

Have a lovely weekend everyone

I didn't know Joe Swash was in this. Oh dear...

Have a lovely weekend, y'all!

Have a good weekend everyone!

I caught up last night as I have been uncharacteristically busy this week and Im late tonight too!

The dinner lady without blinking just said “well have a toastie then Derek”



@RomainingCalm I generally agree but I am quite liking there's more options now. I still have waaaay too much cheese

The baked beans dish looks like a mumsnet way to get kids eating veg.

What kind of sadist has his child make kimchi but not cupcakes.

I'm sure Nigella has Greggs number blocked on her phone and she pies him at black tie events

I've stopped reading at tonight's show broadcast point will catch up with you all in a bit

You've got a great treat coming, @squooshe. We all loved Joe Swash. What a laugh a minute he is.

Dion and Kadeena are the ones I'm rooting for now. I've just had to go and check who are the other people left in. Melanie Sykes, Bez from the Happy Mondays, Megan McKenna are the non-irritating ones. Su Pollard, Joe Swash and Kem are the ones I want to see eliminated, asap.

They're doing that relay thing on Wednesday. I love that round.

Sorry to have missed you all this week. I've had a week full of things going on in the evening. Also I'm off on holiday tomorrow. I don't think I will be able to get on iPlayer but I will be back for the last week. Happy watching Chuffians.

I will miss my gorgeous Gavin.

He is lovely isn't he @Clawdy