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Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

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Pebbledashery · 24/08/2021 21:10

Here you go all.

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Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2021 21:30

I don't eat a lot of cheese but I could!

EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2021 21:31

Is Squooshe Jeremy Paxman?

Halsall · 01/09/2021 21:31

squooshe there's a Marcus cookbook on the Kindle daily deals today. It's called Marcus Everyday and I immediately thought of you Grin

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:31

Jeremy has a cheese toastie

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Sunbird24 · 01/09/2021 21:32

John is being very scathing about a bunch of people trying to cook something that most of them only encountered for the first time an hour ago

squooshe · 01/09/2021 21:32

@Halsall

squooshe there's a Marcus cookbook on the Kindle daily deals today. It's called Marcus Everyday and I immediately thought of you Grin
Ha! Grin

The joy of having him locked in the cellar is that I get to see Marcus Everyday

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:32

Yo-gurt

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/09/2021 21:32

Ooft, you should hear my ds2 on the subject of aubergine and courgettes. You mushroom haters would be applauding his vitriol.
Much like my dh in the subject of this round. I never knew he knew some of them swears.

squooshe · 01/09/2021 21:32

@EsmaCannonball

Is Squooshe Jeremy Paxman?
I have his temperament!
Cuck00soup · 01/09/2021 21:32

Ah cheddar. That well known Turkish cheese.

RomainingCalm · 01/09/2021 21:33

@Halsall

squooshe there's a Marcus cookbook on the Kindle daily deals today. It's called Marcus Everyday and I immediately thought of you Grin

I got that one for Christmas Halsall. Much as I like the pictures it became clear fairly quickly that Marcus and I have very different ideas of what an 'every day meal' is.

I looked at all the recipes and couldn't find a cheese and beetroot sandwich anywhere. 😊

GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:33

Johannes' ones look great.

Piggywaspushed · 01/09/2021 21:33

I do not like aubergine. And I still say yo-gurt.

Harumph.

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:33

Courgettes are lovely but aubergine is just slimey.

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littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:33

Looks good kadeema

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:34

Jinx 😖

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:34

Mashed potato sandwich 😂

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Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2021 21:34

Is there room for John in your cellar?

Cuck00soup · 01/09/2021 21:34

A mash potato sandwich could be tasty though

GrandTheftWalrus · 01/09/2021 21:34

I only eat red Leicester cheese.

iklboo · 01/09/2021 21:35

Yep. John taking the piss. Let's see him in Strictly or the paralympics after an hour.

Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!
Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:35

I eat most cheese except blue cheese and anything with a high smell factor

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jay55 · 01/09/2021 21:35

This group are shite, but are the most tolerable and all seem to have good humour about it.
If one of them wins and turns into Andi Peters, I'll cry.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/09/2021 21:35

@Blueberrycreampie

Is there room for John in your cellar?
Not for what she does to Marcus. 😮
Sunbird24 · 01/09/2021 21:35

I also eat Dairylea triangles straight out of the foil… 🤭