Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

@Blueberrycreampie

Is there room for John in your cellar?

Oh no! I only lock my faves away in my cellar. John and Gregggg would be put down the well.

I go for the white crumbly cheeses — Cheshire/Wensleydale/Caerphilly etc.

How does Michelle Collins get her aubergine to look like mince? Just how?

Michelle. Oops

Burnie

I hate when someone wins masterchef and becomes a food connoisseur (aka tosser)

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

@Sunbird24

I also eat Dairylea triangles straight out of the foil… 🤭

I do that too 😂

They're being far kinder about Kem than I would be.

@Blueberrycreampie

Is there room for John in your cellar?

I suspect Gregg would actually grow in a cellar. You'd unlock the door and encounter a terracotta army of Greggs.

@iklboo

Yep. John taking the piss. Let's see him in Strictly or the paralympics after an hour.

Oh my! JT in his swim shorts. Send the brain bleach.

The best supermarket is the Waitrose Essential Extra Mature. It's cheap but so crumbly and delicious.

*supermarket cheddar

@squooshe The well would do...

John in shorts isn't an image I wanted this evening

Fuck off Greggggg. I don’t think not knowing which heat source to use for a specific Turkish street food dish is a serious gap in anyone’s knowledge

I suspect Gregg would actually grow in a cellar. You'd unlock the door and encounter a terracotta army of Greggs.

That's my worst nightmare right there

Oh fuck of kem

Kadeena has the most amazing figure

I don't like imagining multiple Greggs

Kem: I like to think I'm a sponge.

Well ......

Imagine Kem, Joe and Su in the final... I'd boycott TV.

@squooshe

*supermarket cheddar

Yes and often on special offer!

@Pebbledashery

Imagine Kem, Joe and Su in the final... I'd boycott TV.

It's going to happen now, Pebble. And I will blame you.

@fourquenelles

I suspect Gregg would actually grow in a cellar. You'd unlock the door and encounter a terracotta army of Greggs.

That's my worst nightmare right there

Like the Little Shop Of Horrors

Celery-ack incoming.....