Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

@SpindleWhorl

I hadn't fully appreciated how useless Kem is.

I think he might be there for decoration.

@squooshe

I once tried a turkish testicle kebab.

Alcohol had been consumed

I once accidentally ordered beef balls at dim sum thinking it would be a nice meatball. Not to be repeated.

I love the way Jon makes all these pronouncements that never come to pass!

Kem is a disgrace to his nan

They want Kem to do well to attract the yoof viewers

@squooshe

I must DM my friend Gavin and tell him how well he's doing

THought you might have him in your cellar with Marcus

@squooshe

I must DM my friend Gavin and tell him how well he's doing

🤣🤣🤣

@Pebbledashery

My little one adores cheddar. She definitely has over her RDA of cheese.

I eat slices of cheese as a snack - current crush is Red Leicester

why did I say 'yoof'? Sure sign of being an old fart is when you start saying 'yoof'.

@GrouchyKiwi

I think they were trying to give Kem a hand but he's done his best to scupper their help.

Yeah I realise that now. Someone booked him, and then they realised he can't even recognise bread.

I could live off cheese tbh.

@fourquenelles, thanks for the reminder. Had forgotten to send Marcus' tea down to him this evening.

Why does baba ganoushe look so awful

Wasn't Kem proclaiming they cook Turkish food all the time at home about 5 minutes ago?

@Sunbird24 I've recently rediscovered Red Leicester. 😋

I like johannes

can't even recognise bread
I love how scathing this is.

Cheddar cheese and potato is always right.

@Pebbledashery

I could live off cheese tbh.

I've had to give up cheese for 6 weeks for a restrictive diet. It's terrible.

@littlbrowndog

I like johannes

🤫 Don’t jinx him…

It looks awful pebbles but tastes lovely

Give me pitta bread, houmous and cheese.. And you won't hear from me. Thank you and goodnight.

I once accidentally ordered beef balls at dim sum thinking it would be a nice meatball. Not to be repeated.

@jay55, no one likes an unexpected bollock making an appearance!

Baba ghanoush is lovely.

Unexpected bollock🤣🤣🤣

I know this is Masterchef, rather than Mastermind, but wouldn't you think the fact that it comes from Cheddar in Somerset is a bit of clue it isn't a traditional Turkish ingredient?