Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

These dishes all actually sound quite nice to me, a dedicated meatitarian.

I have an amazingly earnest vegetarian Delia book. I think it's from the 80s and it has things like a whole page photo of a pak choi on a black background.

@squashyhat

Surely it' s one tortellino, several tortellini?

It is indeed. However DH and I nearly didn't make it to our first anniversary when I caught him ordering a 'panino' at a café in Hull.

I can imagine Johannes eating a lot of Mexican food, spam, bread and pulses.

I love, love, love roast cauliflower. Boiled cauliflower is the bleakest thing though

Told you Johannes avoided carbs!

'Gavin's dish is celebrating the squash.'

Who speaks like this? I bet this restaurant has some Wicker Man type ways of ensuring the harvest.

Your DH sounds like mine Romaine. He's always ordering fucking paninos.

Gregg.. Shut up.

I actually quite like the sound of the food. Im not sure I could do with the "experience" if the restaurant though.

I bet Johannes lives on biltong and air.

Gavin knows his Italian.

Thread 4 going to drop in shortly peeps..

You're a Pebble.

Oh yes, biltong!

@PolkadotsAndMoonbeams

I have an amazingly earnest vegetarian Delia book. I think it's from the 80s and it has things like a whole page photo of a pak choi on a black background.

I love how very serious all the Delia books are. She did not take her responsibilities lightly!

I'm sure the sentence 'I feel like a Turkish Gordon Ramsay' has never been uttered before.

I love the flavour of sage

Why is there so much burnt kale on his plate? Looks nice otherwise.

Why would you even have kale on a plate

Chinese artichokes look a bit sinister

Chef Alex has.......a mun! 😩
When I went mad and bought a juicer (don’t btw) I got loads of lovely coloured beetroot. Looked like jewels. Tasted like dirt.

@RomainingCalm

I'm sure the sentence 'I feel like a Turkish Gordon Ramsay' has never been uttered before.

Perhaps in a gay brothel?

£65 per person for the vegetable-based tasting menu.

That cauliflower looks marvellous.

"Movement" of tastes. Fuck off, John.