Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

@Halsall

£65 per person for the vegetable-based tasting menu.

That's daylight robbery

Here you go everyone when this thread fills up..

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4339120-Celebrity-Masterchef-4-How-do-you-know-when-your-biscuit-is-done-Chooooomeric-And-1970s-Brandy-snaps

Imagine you paid £15.00 for a beetroot in a restaurant

Crapaudine beetroot.

Well done, Kadeena!

£65.00. Omg

@Halsall

£65 per person for the vegetable-based tasting menu.

Bloody Hell! That's a lot of money for vegetables.

This would be the last restaurant I'd ever go to. Ever

My fingers itch to get hold of scissors whenever I see a mun snip snipsnip

That beetroot looks really nice.

Don’t like the look of morels at all

The beetroot looked great. Risotto doesn't. I love risotto usually.

Nanna card being played hard by Kem here

Baked beans. Oh dear Johannes is in big trouble

I fucking HATE baked beans. Devil's pellets

@GrouchyKiwi

What weirdo hates parsley?

My husband apparently. Just announced it tonight while watching CM. We've been married 35 years and this is news to me.

He does love coriander though.

Border biscuits have palm oil in them. I saw them in the farm shop and stupidly read the ingredients. They went right back on the shelf.

@Halsall

It's NOT 'tuemeric', it's TURMERIC, you PLONKER.

And what do you mean, they won't recognise cardamom? Really??'

Somebody needs to sit both Gregg and John down and ask them how them pronounce word like turf and fur. Assuming they get them right, they then need to be warned they will be slapped publicly around the head every time they say sodding tuemeric.

I when when John calls pasta pussta.

And I hate when Gregg speaks. Or breathes.

I like a lot but don't often post. Just popped up to say we had Brandy Snaps with Drambuie cream for dessert at our wedding 19 years ago and they were old fashioned then 🤣
Kem thinking they were Brandy Schnapps made me laugh

Can't believe how low the standard is this year even for MC slebs!

Lurk ffs! No wonder I don't post much

The standard is pretty bad. The identification test this week was quite funny. Even my mostly non cooking husband knew 3 out of 4. He didn't know turmeric, but I only know because it's such a trendy ingredient and you see pictures of it everywhere.

Greg's an idiot though. He's so often wrong about stuff and I would love to see an on screen apology from him some time. When he said that cardamom was hard, we both said "no it isn't". Most people got that one right didnt they?