Will Nic nick the baby? Will Harlow find a nice guy? Will anyone else fall for Mackenzie? Will it be wedding bells for Toadie and Melanie? Who knows? The Neighbours know!!

[SleepingStandingUp]

No spoilers blah blah blah.

They should introduce some twins. It's been a while.

And yes, Harlow in jeans with a top that no 18 year old would pair with jeans. At least, any I know. It's like Chloe always wearing skinny skirts and high necked bow blouses. Never just skinny jeans or short shorts.

SleepingStandingUp's twins?

@Its90minutestonight

SleepingStandingUp's twins?

No Lou and Harold are 18 months, no school or even nursery until 3. Their big bro Karl is the one in school

I was hoping Nic would have twins

Ah! Those twins! 😁

@MiddleClassProblem

Ah! Those twins! 😁

THE twins Middle. If we move to Aus for their acting career I'm moving to Summer Bay.

DH will get a job as an IT teacher at the local primary school, I'll be a SAHM until Max opens up her own crèche with Grace, the twins, Jasmine's future baby, Tori's new baby and the two small children Leah and Justin's adopt. Then I'll get a job at the Juice Bar

Well I’m glad you have that planned out. And I like that it could work as a cross over. I have no idea who anyone but Leah is so I hope they are all good to you and don’t try to sleep with DH, have a work disaster and try to blame it on you, plant a bomb in your car. You know, regular community issues.

If you were to live in Erinsborough, how would that roll? That question is for everyone!

I forgot we were on Neighbours 🤣🤣

I'd get a job as Toadie's PA after Melanie moves on and DH can do IT support for the hotel. Someone needs to get a job at the local Kindy / Primary school

Has Ned had a personality transplant? Aussie here, no spoilers.

We have a spoiler thread if you want to lol

Wow I went to Center Parcs for 5 days (not in the mumsnet sense you'll be pleased to know) and missed a whole new thread! We had a whole week's worth of Neighbours to catch up on and powered on through them at the weekend. Clive is hilariously annoying but I feel like Chloe deserves everything she gets for encouraging Jane to live with them (the Queen of the the annoying ones).

How has no-one mentioned Hendrix's comment about Karl and Susan's sex reputation

What's the Mumsnet sense?

Oh I missed Hendrix's comment

@KatieKat88

Wow I went to Center Parcs for 5 days (not in the mumsnet sense you'll be pleased to know) and missed a whole new thread! We had a whole week's worth of Neighbours to catch up on and powered on through them at the weekend. Clive is hilariously annoying but I feel like Chloe deserves everything she gets for encouraging Jane to live with them (the Queen of the the annoying ones).

How has no-one mentioned Hendrix's comment about Karl and Susan's sex reputation

Clive is usually very easy going. Who would behave like that as a guest anyway

@SleepingStandingUp

What's the Mumsnet sense?

Oh I missed Hendrix's comment

Google 'Mumsnet Center Parcs' and see what the first link is fits in with Hendrix's comment - when Melanie gave Karl and Susan the voucher for dodgy leopard sex shop he was basically like 'yeah everyone knows you guys are filthy'

I know @woodhill, ridiculously rude from Clive. You can't just take over someone's house when they're doing you a favour!

Why have they turned Clive into a controlling arse with a silly plant. It is really scraping the barrel

I know I was wondering that
I did like chloes impresion - one for you one for me

Could you honestly have sex with a man who was that obsessed over a plant?

Probably not, but I reckon people have had sex with worse 🤣

He looked proper gutted with his plant. But to be honest a bit of watering and back into cooler climates that plant will survive.

You think he gave up on him too soon? What if he buries him in the back garden and then he shoots out the Earth to grow into a giant gf eating fern?

Yes, he gave up too soon. Even fussy plants can spring back to life. It wouldn't be totally dead that quickly just through getting too warm - it's not like the house was on fire and it was actually burnt.

I did think it was a but quick. I think he should have stormed off and left it and Jayne would have nurses it back to life

Why is Jane even appeasing him. He was an absolute sos and so in her home and a Jane should be telling him a few home truths.

She's enjoying the sex too much