Will Nic nick the baby? Will Harlow find a nice guy? Will anyone else fall for Mackenzie? Will it be wedding bells for Toadie and Melanie? Who knows? The Neighbours know!!

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No spoilers blah blah blah.

So at the start of the last thread Nov had just arrived to care for Faye who has now died and Nic is now pregnant with Faye's son Aaron's baby (thanks turkey baster) to make a mini boo boo for Aaron and David. But Nic loves Aaron's sister Chloe now Pierce has left having done dirty dirty things to Dippi, and she's getting a bit too attached to baby boo.

Shane was in a drunken haze at start of last thread but he got clean and he and Dipi left Toadie to house their kid and their proxy. Free childcare!

Despite sleeping with Chloe's husband, Chloe's girlfriend is now managing Dipi's coffee shops. Harold would be shocked!!

Ned and Yash were crazy in love but not as crazy as Scarlet who ended up throwing acid at herself at Ned and Vs fake wedding and now there's trouble in paradise for the couple after Ned looked into Sheila's eyes for too long. Not that Shiela.

Toadie was making eyes at Rose but now he's loving sexy time with cougar Mel, whilst Bea has got with and dumped Levi, Harlow has got with and dumped Brent, who's brother is now in NZ, and Mackenzie has dumped Ritchie, nearly got it on with Jay and is now with Hendrix who is living at the Kennedys. Not Bea though, she's off on a road trip without Levi whom she dumped but with Shiela. Not that one. Clive broke it off with Shiela (yes that one) and moved onto Jane who had married Des

Not that Sheila 😂
Thanks for the new thread

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Cracking title as ever and great recap!

Joining

Seriously though, longest break up over nothing ever. Why couldn’t Bea just say “I need to be in my own to work on my trust issues”. Thank fuck she’s gone.

Ah Brent isn't in NZ, he's in the Army now. He's a Status Quo song. Showing my age.

Love the close down Middle

Shag, Marry, Avoid
Paul, Clive or Karl
I'd shag Karl. I don't think Susan is the type to be sexually unsatisfied so I reckon he'd be... thorough.
I'd marry Paul. Then divorce him for half his hotel
Avoid Clive.

Farewell Bea. Don't hurry back. Please, don't.

I'll join! I silently followed the other thread but will try and contribute to this one 😁.

Please, please please can we dump Jane down the well? Or the scriptwriters? I can't believe that an experienced, mature teacher would be getting so stupidly jealous over the Year 13 project.

And we can add in Mackenzie - she is such a know-it-all, sanctimonious irritant. As someone said on the previous thread, given her character, it is hard to believe that she has attracted any interest from the young men of Ramsay Street!

G'day chooks! Thanks for the new thread.

I didn't mind Bea by the end (controversial opinion). Glad she's got rid of Levi although disappointed we haven't!

Shag Marry Avoid - I'd agree with @SleepingStandingUp 's choices. Avoiding Clive as he seems to enjoy Jane's company which is not a good sign.

Can we have the link to the Spoilers thread? I couldn't find it when I looked.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3861487-Neighbours-Spoilers-Will-Elly-go-to-jail-Will-Bea-pen-a-new-song-about-the-mine-Whos-going-to-keep-Asteroid-How-will-we-cope-on-two-episodes-a-week-Will-they-all-go-into-lockdown

Spoilers

Thank you!

@SleepingStandingUp

Ah Brent isn't in NZ, he's in the Army now. He's a Status Quo song. Showing my age.

lol so stand up and fight etc

So am I

Thanks for the new thread!

Today I am watching and mostly musing why Harlow is always in aging dresses. I don't know one 18 year old that dresses like that except for if they're dressing "up". It bugs me!

I quite liked today's dress, and the one she wore on the beach.

But I am approaching 40

I think bea might end up in the U.K. to promote her bc singing .

I'd have to marry Clive, I met him at Truck Fest at the East of England Showground when I was about 10, so have always had a soft spot for him

Just seen new thread!

Think Harlow is slimmer now than when she joined the series. She never seems to wear jeans or casual clothes though.

Oooh Harlow in jeans!

Jumping in to the thread to say that when Melanie realised Huge was missing in today's ep was the worst 3 seconds of acting I've ever seen.
Can't stand most of the relationships atm either; Toadie/Mel, Levi/Bea, Ned/Sheila, Chloe/Nic, Mackenzie/Hendrix. None of them work at all.

Melanie isn't that much der than Toadie, is she?