Will Nic nick the baby? Will Harlow find a nice guy? Will anyone else fall for Mackenzie? Will it be wedding bells for Toadie and Melanie? Who knows? The Neighbours know!!

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@woodhill

Where does Mel live anyway?

Anson's Corner, she said when she first reappeared after decades.

WTF was the malarkey with Mel handing over the memory stick then Amy immediately putting to one side in the direct line of sight of arch-rival Rose? I've allowed soaps to stretch my credulity to infinity over the years, but that was just silly. It couldn't have just fallen out of a pocket? That would have been unlikely enough.

For years I thought it was Anderson’s Corner

Sweet baby Isla what the hell is this new level of batshittery! Not a spoiler because I don't know it to be true but DH thinks Isla is Leo's baby and it checks out to me... madness

I did think it would take longer for this all to come to a head so I am grateful for that much.

The babies seem to be getting younger!

I think it's Leo's baby too.

Why would you think that?

He's recently returned from the US. Brittany was seen going to his vineyard too, if Nicolette found out, then this baby would be an ideal swap genetically.
I mean there's no point applying logic I know but that's my guess right now.

Oh I wanted them to wait till Isla was a teenager before she returned

The entirety of this absolutely ludicrous and frankly batshit crazy storyline was just made worth it just so we could see Jane bitch slap Paul 😂😂

It’s was such a crap slap! She needs a lesson from Peggy Mitchell. I wonder if she will need anger management as that’s the second time she’s hit him (although this time justified, Terese should have nutted him).

I have just had to explain all the batshittery to DD who it made perfect sense to such as the convenience of both Tanakas getting two women pregnant at the same time, how Brittney knew Chloe was an ex (they were just fuck buddies for 5 minutes, do you divulge every encounter to a new partner?) and had been with Leo (he wasn’t there, why assume and again, how did she know chloe was an ex) and then finally, how Leo dated someone with zero personality

Oh and Brittany’s bump may Nicolette’s look realistic…

Oh and how did they travel to Canberra? I’m assuming by train as did Paul? It’s a 6hr drive.
Did Nicolette bank the cheque then transfer it?

Ok there are more questions

@MiddleClassProblem

It’s was such a crap slap! She needs a lesson from Peggy Mitchell. I wonder if she will need anger management as that’s the second time she’s hit him (although this time justified, Terese should have nutted him).

I have just had to explain all the batshittery to DD who it made perfect sense to such as the convenience of both Tanakas getting two women pregnant at the same time, how Brittney knew Chloe was an ex (they were just fuck buddies for 5 minutes, do you divulge every encounter to a new partner?) and had been with Leo (he wasn’t there, why assume and again, how did she know chloe was an ex) and then finally, how Leo dated someone with zero personality

Oh and Brittany’s bump may Nicolette’s look realistic…

Oh and how did they travel to Canberra? I’m assuming by train as did Paul? It’s a 6hr drive.
Did Nicolette bank the cheque then transfer it?

Ok there are more questions

Beyond crap wasn't it.

Nicolette is a piece of work though

If you're going to slap someone make sure you connect with the palm of your hand and not your fingers!

But the way Paul's face wobbled

I did enjoy Paul's shocked face reaction to the slap

Has Paul's old penthouse just been unused since he moved in with Terese? I don't understand why if he's having money issues from the loan.

That had Elly’s MIL in there for a brief period

Isn’t Anson’s Corner pretty much at the end of the road?

Amy, Ned and Levi act more like a thruple than polyamorous. You rarely see Amy with just one without the other popping up, or they are altogether or it’s just the boys. I think neighbours have missed a trick by not showing any depth to either relationship.

But they tell us all the time that it's a deep and meaningful relationship @MiddleClassProblem, surely that's enough?!

Isn't a thrilled just one version of a poly relationship? Though earlier they did agree it would be Amy & Ned, and Amy & Levi, not Amy & Ned & Levi.

I can do without Sheila banging on about Amy's house of disrepute, though. I already have the message that she doesn't approve.

For thrilled, read thruple, thank you autoincorrect.

Sorry, I think I phrased it wrong, I mean they are not a thruple so why are they together all the time? They are two separate relationships with one cross over. Like a part whole model 😂. They are all together majority of the time and barely one on one with her.

Sheila is creepily obsessed with it today. But also creepy how Toadie and Kyle are asking if they had a threesome like it’s affects them.

Neighbours is definitely creepier these days.

@Stellaris22

Has Paul's old penthouse just been unused since he moved in with Terese? I don't understand why if he's having money issues from the loan.

I'm a few days behind, he said something to Harlow or Chloe about it becoming vacant just in time

It's always the same flat that everyone not on RS moves into. No other rentals available😀

Last seen with Mackenzie's aunt