What happened to Tom Cruise on Graham Norton

[Lemons1571]

The episode has disappeared! It was taken off from last Friday evening due to all the Philip TV coverage, and rescheduled for tonight. Now it’s completely disappeared!
I’ve been so looking forward to it both times. Anyone hazard a guess where it’s gone? I’ve checked schedules for this coming Friday and it’s series finished, compilation episodes from now on.

In terms of all being buddies - I thought it was weird that they cut Jeremy Renner from the Mission Impossible franchise - I wonder if it was felt that he was possibly being geared up to replace Tom?

What about that rumour of TC and PP wailing together in that famous Vatican chapel?

@Eyjafjallajokulldottir

Omg, there is no prince philip/Tom cruise incident. That poster was taking the piss 🙄 are you really all that gullible? Bloody hell.

There’s always one... 🙄

I remember reading years ago that ascending to higher levels within Scientology required a certain number of enemas. If that was true then I shudder to think of the state of Tom’s arsehole 😬

The bigger scandal is Miscavage’s wife, of course, and it’s shocking that the authorities don’t appear to have done anything about it.

Sure it wasn't Tom Cruise and Ted Heath on the yacht? They had more in common.

Just watching it now....

Why can't he sit back in his chair? Really weird, he is leaning forward on his knees.
I love his films, well ... most of them, but he is a seriously strange man. Having watched years ago his scientology video, I can not take him seriously.
He says as a Scientologist 'when you drive by a road traffic accident, you know you are the only person who can help'. He considers him and his fellow Scientologists are the superior beings who are authorities on everything. They can bring peace, they can unite cultures, they can rehabilitate criminals blah blah.
It ain't doing so well, Tom?

The lengths Scientologists go to keep a lid on their activities is criminal and I associate Tom Cruise with that. So much as I love his films, I certainly don't him.

Omg, there is no prince philip/Tom cruise incident. That poster was taking the piss 🙄 are you really all that gullible? Bloody hell.

Spoil sport.

grin I think that's what's known as an epic whooooosh

Your epic whooosh was in fact a whooosh.

It's turtles all the way down :-)

A friend's husband works for one of the big studios and the third hand, take-with-a-grain-of-salt gos is that Tom is trying to distance himself from Scientology.

It was me who posted about the TC/PP incident on the yacht.

I thought most people would be able to tell it was a silly joke. So, just for the avoidance of doubt it was a silly joke. It didn't happen

@medebourne

It was me who posted about the TC/PP incident on the yacht.

I thought most people would be able to tell it was a silly joke. So, just for the avoidance of doubt it was a silly joke. It didn't happen

Have the Scientology lawyers contacted you already. ;)

@cookingmygoose

I think it's similar to what happened between Jason and Uncle Bryn on the fishing trip....

Ha ha ha! I was just wondering this

This thread shows just how easy it is to get untrue rumours/conspiracy theories started. We’ll no doubt be reading about Tom Cruise and Prince Philip’s fishing trip in the Guardian tomorrow.

On Gavin & Staceys boat?

@donquixotedelamancha

Omg, there is no prince philip/Tom cruise incident. That poster was taking the piss 🙄 are you really all that gullible? Bloody hell.

Spoil sport.

Someone always has to do this. They have to show that they ‘get it’. Makes the spoilsport feel superior. Hilarious thread while it was allowed to last though

Omg, there is no prince philip/Tom cruise incident. That poster was taking the piss 🙄 are you really all that gullible? Bloody hell.

Nooooooooo! Really? Totally didn't get that. 🙄

@TheVanguardSix

The best TC on Graham Norton episode is the one with Seth McFarlane on it. Tom is clearly starstruck. Seth McFarlane is insanely funny and talented and you could see Tom's total appreciation of that. It was really lovely, actually. I just wonder how he feels about being Tiny Tom Cruise on Family Guy?

I think that is the best GN snippet ever tbh. Assuming it’s where SN does the Kermit/Liam Neeson thing. Everyone who’s never seen it should find it on YouTube. Absolute hilarious

Excellent thread. Unlike many others I dislike his films as well as him. I can't relax and enjoy them, he gives me a 'vibe'.

Frazzled, just watched the Seth Macfarlane clip - genius.

There's been a few suspicious deaths associated with Scientology.

www.xenu-directory.net/mirrors/www.whyaretheydead.net/index.html

Omg, there is no prince philip/Tom cruise incident. That poster was taking the piss 🙄 are you really all that gullible? Bloody hell.
Of course there wasn't.
It was Tom Cruise and a prominent footballer on the yacht, everyone knows.

@Theimpossiblegirl - now you've done it! Be on the lookout for suspicious looking cars with tinted windows.

Does anyone remember when Shane Richie was on I'm a celeb and had a story about going go karting (I think) with Tom cruise and loads of paps turned up and Shane Ritchie said they were all for him and not TC??

I have no idea what this Prince Phillip/Tom Cruise yacht thing is. Someone please put me out of my shallow misery and PM me. I thank you.

@Balaur

I have no idea what this Prince Phillip/Tom Cruise yacht thing is. Someone please put me out of my shallow misery and PM me. I thank you.

It’s a joke based on a sketch I haven’t seen, which has nothing to do with either. Maybe someone can post a YouTube?

He considers him and his fellow Scientologists are the superior beings who are the authorities on everything.

That’s because he ‘knows’ scientologists, like himself, who have gone clear have expelled all the Thetans from their bodies through Dianetics... whereas we are infested by them. Thetans are alien beings btw.