Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

I don't like steak. Sorry. Even more sacrilege.

Omg greggs face 🤮🤮🤮

Do you think Gregg talks like this while he’s making luuurrrvvvvveee?

Mike's out. His pie has popped.

@dotdotdotdash

They’re like a couple of blokes down the pub - how did they get these jobs?

A Wetherspoons pub at 9 o'clock in the morning.

@ShirleyPhallus

Do you think Gregg talks like this while he’s making luuurrrvvvvveee?

Urgh. 🤢🤢🤢

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow there’s no other explanation!

I didn't need to see those expressions from Gregg.. Nightmares

@RomainingCalm

OhWhatFuckery I am ready for a proper meal where the only thinking I have to do is around what I'll choose from the menu and whether I have room for pudding.

Me too! I’d even be happy at fucking Harvester! (No I wouldn’t) Love Romanesque, like an edible fractal. Gregg, don’t say dreeeeeamy. 🤢 They love Mike.

@ShirleyPhallus

Do you think Gregg talks like this while he’s making luuurrrvvvvveee?

Stop that you weirdo

@ShirleyPhallus

Do you think Gregg talks like this while he’s making luuurrrvvvvveee?

That's the last thing I ever think about.

Would be happy to eat this - best so far👍

Say what? I'll have that please. Oh yes indeedy

Harvester.. Do you love a combo grill @OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow 😆

That cream looks rank

The cream looks messy. Dessert looks great otherwise. I do not like popping candy in my fancy desserts.

I'm not home yet! Did Mike serve anything green? Is Nonna real?

Well, I'd say that at this stage, over-whipped cream is a totally rookie error. As is a popped pithivier.

Shirley 🤮🤣. I'm haunted now.

Mike isn't winning then.

Sympathy clapping.

In any other MC final you wouldn't get away with over-whipped cream. This feels like a disappointing bunch compared to other years.

Flipping Nonna!

Kinda dull food just like dull Mike

And these are the winning one plates.