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Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

649 replies

Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:32

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/04/2021 20:46

Screwed the pooch, over whipped cream.
I would however bathe in that.
Btw, read Grace Dents memoir on the weekend, quid on kindle, very entertaining, funny sad etc.
Gregg can’t say minimalism.

TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:46

Wow a marine accident.

Piggywaspushed · 14/04/2021 20:47

bordering on minimalism. Gregggg's hungry, Tom.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:47

Nope, don't like the look of Tom's food. I thought he'd have aced presentation but it's underwhelming.

They're going to love it.

dotdotdotdash · 14/04/2021 20:47

Oh popping candy - old hat!

Wolfcub · 14/04/2021 20:47

Gregg should not be allowed to say slippery

littlbrowndog · 14/04/2021 20:47

Omg Greg 🤮🤮🤮🤮

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:47

I thought we banned the word slippery from Gregg's vocabulary.

fourquenelles · 14/04/2021 20:48

@Wolfcub

Gregg should not be allowed to say slippery
Agreed!
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/04/2021 20:48

Joans won.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:48

What does reverse seared mean? Confused

jay55 · 14/04/2021 20:48

Tempura oysters are included of my fave foods. However I hate beetroot so will not be eating this main.

Wolfcub · 14/04/2021 20:48

Who's starting the sewing bee thread?

Halsall · 14/04/2021 20:48

Tom's got this one, surely

ShirleyPhallus · 14/04/2021 20:48

@Wolfcub

Gregg should not be allowed to say slippery
How about moist? Or unctuous?
RomainingCalm · 14/04/2021 20:49

Tom's won this and Nando's have oysters lined up for the new 'Specials' board.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:49

We all knew Tom would win..

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dotdotdotdash · 14/04/2021 20:49

Slippery... criiiiiiinge

Wolfcub · 14/04/2021 20:49

Shirley Moist is definitely banned.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:49

Yes, unless he's fucked up his dessert he's definitely won. BAH.

Halsall · 14/04/2021 20:49

@Wolfcub

Who's starting the sewing bee thread?
There is one already, wolf!
littlbrowndog · 14/04/2021 20:49

He’s dead cold that Tom

Clymene · 14/04/2021 20:49

Shockingly modern but even Greg understands!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/04/2021 20:49

@Wolfcub

Who's starting the sewing bee thread?
Barred from watching it-dh says it’s a step too far. 😂
GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:49

That meringue looks bogging.