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Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:32

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

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Halsall · 14/04/2021 20:39

Much as I like Alexina, what a very odd menu this is!

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:39

Don't give me cassava and call them chips! That's just false advertising

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GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:40

Cute apple pies. I want one.

I think she's done an excellent job. Good start to the final.

awesomekillick · 14/04/2021 20:40

Don't look again but there's a dot of dandruff on johns jacket

dotdotdotdash · 14/04/2021 20:40

They’re like a couple of blokes down the pub - how did they get these jobs?

ShirleyPhallus · 14/04/2021 20:40

@Halsall

Much as I like Alexina, what a very odd menu this is!
It’s really underwhelming

They’re just listing out the ingredients. How many ways can you describe an apple and blackberry?

It’s all overly positive

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:41

Gregg is resembling an egg more and more each episode.

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IstandwithJackieWeaver · 14/04/2021 20:41

You can't really cook bavette steak more than medium rare as it goes tough. One of those cuts of meat that needs either a little or a lot of cooking, but is horrible in between.

fourquenelles · 14/04/2021 20:41

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you wally

littlbrowndog · 14/04/2021 20:41

Aw she’s so lovely

RomainingCalm · 14/04/2021 20:41

OhWhatFuckery I am ready for a proper meal where the only thinking I have to do is around what I'll choose from the menu and whether I have room for pudding.

Wolfcub · 14/04/2021 20:41

Esma agreed this could be a much shorter programme

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:41

Mike and his sliders 🤣

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/04/2021 20:41

@dotdotdotdash

They’re like a couple of blokes down the pub - how did they get these jobs?
I’ve always said Gregg knows where the bodies are buried.
GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:42

Mike's dishes look very profesh.

Scallops look fabulous.

littlbrowndog · 14/04/2021 20:42

Bavette steak is lovely and cheap but has to barely be cooked

Just how I like it

jay55 · 14/04/2021 20:42

Mike needs a shave, the facial hair is farcical

IstandwithJackieWeaver · 14/04/2021 20:42

One scallop!

fourquenelles · 14/04/2021 20:42

Cauliflower a thousand ways is so 2019

awesomekillick · 14/04/2021 20:42

Johns raving about this

TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:42

Mike's food looks great.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:42

I like my steak cremated. Which I know is sacrilegious.

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IstandwithJackieWeaver · 14/04/2021 20:43

I always think of Gregggg as the Costermonger. Thank you Terry Wogan.

jay55 · 14/04/2021 20:43

Sous vide, drink and send him home

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:43

Shame about the pithivier. Rest of the plate looks good. Lamb might even be cooked.

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