Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

Reverse roast beef... Sounds like a MN term 🤣

@fourquenelles you are so right. Miss Marples' duller sister

Has Tom had a journey? Other than the bus to the studio.
He's got through each round relatively easily, just those dodgy chips, but not being a middle aged woman it wasn't an issue. He's cooked the same style food all the way through and his dead eyes and voice mean I can't tell if he's increased in confidence.

Sorry bad mood, only finished work as this was starting.

FUCK OFF, GREGG.

A classic pairing of citrus and olive???

@jay55 bus 🤣🤣🤣

If anyone sous-vides, they must be cancelled immediately

Did he just say a CLASSIC pairing of citrus and olive? WHAT?

Black olive meringue. No, no, no.

Oh dear god. Black olive meringues. I'm getting flashbacks to wood-ants foraging wanker from the Professionals last time.

@Piggywaspushed

A classic pairing of citrus and olive???

I raised an eyebrow at that too

Normally lurk, but I've been waiting for someone else to notice Tom's resemblance to Joan Sims

Nonna. Drink

Oysters literally taste like jizz and I cannot say that’s a good thing to put on a menu

I'm fairly sure Tom has every collectable episode of Hetty Wainthropp investigates.

Nono no no no

Bloody hell, I still manage to miss it!
Evening chuffs.
I look at Tom and hear Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction “Hey, Flock of Seagulls!”

@TheDogsMother

Grouchy or choomeric

As long as no one makes a choomeric pussta with sucky sauce.

A "pipeline dream" eh?

He actually wants Gregg to hush. He only talks about Nonna because that's what you do on the telly.

You couldn't pay me to eat an oyster.

The ice cream sounds vile

He actually hates Nonna.

@blueirises

Normally lurk, but I've been waiting for someone else to notice Tom's resemblance to Joan Sims

That's it!!

@blueirises

Normally lurk, but I've been waiting for someone else to notice Tom's resemblance to Joan Sims

Cruel, but I see it too. He really can't afford to put on any weight.