Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

No, it's lard

Maybe a quick dunk in the chip-pan? They're handy, after all

You can't find something absolutely delightful if you haven't yet tasted it, or even seen it!!

Right now I want the winner to be the one who whips up a natural ingredient shampoo bar for John's hair. Bonus points if they make an everlasting gobstopper for Gregg.

@RomainingCalm

I'm concerned about the fact that Gregg has morphed into the better looking of the two judges. That can't be right.

Noooooo not even in a reverse universe! Go sit in the corner.

Alexina is frying off her cassava chips in John's hair gel.

Oh dear this doesn't sound like a winning menu from her.

@dotdotdotdash

And John gets runnier every week!

Runnier

Not being funny but I fucking told you this years ago

😂😂😂

Shirley 🤣. Gregg used to be John's inferior but the tables have very much turned since Inside the Factory.

@Pebbledashery

I think @RomainingCalm needs to say ten hail Mary's as penance for that comment.

When I look at Tom I see a 1930s Great Aunt. Can't help it.

Gregg will eat anything

Oyster a million ways 🤮

@fourquenelles

When I look at Tom I see a 1930s Great Aunt. Can't help it.

Love it.

When Tom laughed then he looked like Bridget Jones !

When Tom laughed I had visions of Ivy Tilsley.

When I look at Tom I see the love child of Nicky Clarke and Limahl.

John just called saki "sucky". I can't decide if that is worse than pussta.

You lost me at oyster, Tom. Let alone 3 ways.

Now I keep imagining Tom with a bonnet on

I've only had oysters once. I had a bad cold and couldn't taste a thing.

Oh no! Not oysters! First Cassava and now this!

@Pebbledashery

I think *@RomainingCalm* needs to say ten hail Mary's as penance for that comment.

I might pop,off to the corner and say ten 'sous vides' instead whilst deconstructing a scallop.

Grouchy or choomeric