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Masterchef 6... It's the final!!! Hotline to Nonna....

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:32

Here we go chuffians. What would you do without me. 😊

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RomainingCalm · 14/04/2021 20:32

As long as no one makes a choomeric pussta with sucky sauce.

And some YO-gurt?

TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:32

Shirley 🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 14/04/2021 20:33

Not fucking cauliflower purée

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:33

Nonnas got the speed dial to Don Corleone if Mike messes up.

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Halsall · 14/04/2021 20:33

'Inspired by' = shamelessly ripped off

dotdotdotdash · 14/04/2021 20:33

Pipeline dream lol

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:33

@blueirises

Normally lurk, but I've been waiting for someone else to notice Tom's resemblance to Joan Sims
I have googled Joan Sims and that is cracking me up. Grin
TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:33

Lamb on a water bath 🤮

jay55 · 14/04/2021 20:33

I love Oysters, I'm going to Oystermen on Sunday.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:33

Joan sims 😂

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awesomekillick · 14/04/2021 20:33

A gastric sauce? Really? Puke

Piggywaspushed · 14/04/2021 20:33

I say YOgurt! It's a perfectly acceptable thing. It's youse that are all wrang. Stamps foot.

IstandwithJackieWeaver · 14/04/2021 20:34

Thought so: John's accent puts me in mind of Kath and Kim and yes, he's from Melbourne.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/04/2021 20:34

I have had to train myself out of saying YOG-urt Romaine because DH mocked me for it too much. That's just Antipodean pronunciation. Pussta is NOT.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:34

Sorry.. Just say Nan.

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TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:34

Nonna. Drink. Hic.

Halsall · 14/04/2021 20:34

@RomainingCalm

As long as no one makes a choomeric pussta with sucky sauce.

And some YO-gurt?

Don't forget the celery-ack
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/04/2021 20:34

Gastreec. That’s a new one.
We couldn’t see Nonna because she shouted at us to go away.

awesomekillick · 14/04/2021 20:34

Holy god I've just googled Joan sims.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:35

And Saaartay sauce

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Piggywaspushed · 14/04/2021 20:35

It's is also Scottish and American grouchy Therefore correct.

Pebbledashery · 14/04/2021 20:35

Oh Mike.. Nonna is shaking her head.

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TheDogsMother · 14/04/2021 20:36

That was a Fuck off Gregg if ever there was one, from Alexina.

IstandwithJackieWeaver · 14/04/2021 20:36

Well I must be older than some of you as I didn't need to google Joan Sims.

ShirleyPhallus · 14/04/2021 20:36

Mike seems to have accidentally made sliders there

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