Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

@MissDollyMix

If it helps those with a Baz dilemma. I used to know him and he was a really nice guy. Quite excited to see him on masterchef tonight!

That is helpful. He's too cheerful, though. I don't trust constantly cheerful people.

Fuck off gregg with your patronising attitude towards Jacqui

Tapeworm outbreak on Masterchef!

@shirleyphallus suppose Alex and Dhruv will find out later 😂

@RomainingCalm

Flashback to the 2010 final with Dhruv and Alex.

Jonty looks pretty shaggable here

MissDollyMix did he ever cook for you?

I can't do rare pork, it doesn't seem right to me, I've always been told never to eat it rare but my brother in law loves rare pork.

Nice jaquie

@jay55

Why is Greggggg annoyed that jaqui is on time. Is he feeling redundant from speaking clock duties?

I think he was shocked. Jacque is giving me Una Stubbs as Mrs Hudson in Sherlock vibes. I like it that they are a bit sidelined by an older woman cooking like a boss.

I remember thinking in previous years that Alex was a right twat. He's quite pleasant tonight. Is it because of the cardigan.

Jacqui has done an excellent job, despite not cooking the pork.

Wow, Jonty looks so young in that photo, Romaining

Pak choi literally takes 2 minutes

Good thing pak/bok choi takes no time to cook.

Jonty looks pretty shaggable here
And Gregg still looks punchable.

That Salmon looks delicious

Herbie Rice sounds like one of those jazz trumpeters who died of a heroin overdose.

@EsmaCannonball

Herbie Rice sounds like one of those jazz trumpeters who died of a heroin overdose.

Brilliant!

Nice plate of food

That looks like a good mid-week dinner.

Yep same here Grouchy I never really liked him but he's improved with age

@EsmaCannonball

Herbie Rice sounds like one of those jazz trumpeters who died of a heroin overdose.

Ah ha ha ha ha

Well yes it does 😂

Oh wow she’s not even started her fondants...

@EsmaCannonball

Herbie Rice sounds like one of those jazz trumpeters who died of a heroin overdose.

LOL

Magda shouldn't have spent so long applying her makeup