Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Octopus and parmasan🤮

@Ellenanora7

Oh my god I meant chips not Child, what the fuck autocorrect, get a bloody grip!!

Christ I was trying to work that out!

@Pebbledashery

Greggs gammy teeth

Aren't they gross Pebble, always have been

@TheDogsMother

Did Magda just flirt a bit with Gregg just then ? 🤮

She looks like an undercover assassin so I'm fine with that.

Baz is a good cook, but he's bloody annoying.

Baz has put me in an awkward situation with his sob story. Because I don't like him but I feel bad.

@Sunbird24

Do they get the contestants’ names embroidered on the aprons in advance, or was it done just before this round? I didn’t notice names on them earlier

They come back another day for this round. Several people have said "today". So I think they leave them on site for the aprons to be embroidered

@Sunbird24

Do they get the contestants’ names embroidered on the aprons in advance, or was it done just before this round? I didn’t notice names on them earlier

Good excuse for Gregg to stare at the attractive women’s chests that

God that beard is straight out of The Twits

I do like Dhruv 😊

Oh man he's gone to seed a bit

Oh ffs just make a crumble

It’s what you should do, on a Sunday

That meat would get sent straight back to the kitchen.

That’s some fucking Lovecraftian shite in Ollies pan.
Was Alex the one with flowers on everything?

That's not medium rare, Jacqui. That's proper rare.

I would not eat that pork

You can't have too much crumble John

If it helps those with a Baz dilemma. I used to know him and he was a really nice guy. Quite excited to see him on masterchef tonight!

Now you come to mention it, Esma, Magda could definitely have wandered in from Killing Eve or something. Greggggg might yet die horribly

DH just came into the room and asked 'how are Gregggg's teeth doing?'

Why is Greggggg annoyed that jaqui is on time. Is he feeling redundant from speaking clock duties?

Why they treating jaquie like she is stupid

@Pebbledashery

That meat would get sent straight back to the kitchen.

Me too. Doesn’t pork give you worms when it’s undercooked like that

@missdollymix aww that's nice. Some of us chuffians are quite unforgiving 😂. But I forgive him.

Ah Miss Dolly I may need to review my opinion on Baz.

Flashback to the 2010 final with Dhruv and Alex.