Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Evening. Hope this lot are a little better than the last.

toffeebutter - the theme this year seems to be 'undercooked and trying too hard'. 😊

Maybe a Potterhead alert? Kerry has the right accent and looks lovely.

John looks like he's washed his hair.

I saw lamb

Ooh fourq I need to try those crisps.

Haha throwing in.. Living with his parents 🤣

Mike is an early contender for this episode’s pretentious arse

How rude talking about his mum like that and explaining to Gregg about squid ink

@TheDogsMother

Ooh fourq I need to try those crisps.

They are lush!

Mike can go right away.

Dissing your Mum's cooking on national TV is not cool, you huge 27-year-old cuckoo in the nest.

OUT. NOW.

Signature dish and he can't shell the shell fish? Hmmmmm

Is cruise ship tonight's Kent coast?

Aldi curry here

These crisps sound delicious

John's had his turn in the shower for the week.

"So I've brought my best signature dish with me but I don't know how to de-shell the langoustine".

Is anyone from Kent tonight😁

Oh god Grandad's making an early entry.

Could be Jay 🤣

Bet his mum shells the prawns for him normally, fourq

@fourquenelles

Signature dish and he can't shell the shell fish? Hmmmmm

Great minds Fourq.

Evening. Bears repeating. Mikes a smug twat.

Gregg is so fake

Thanks pebble.

Considering John's trajectory, do you think we're going to see him in a tuxedo for the final.

Oooo hello Jim. Just my type if I was 25 years younger

Those potato fondants are massive