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Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

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Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:59

In readiness chuffians.

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littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:30

Jeez ting cook the bread

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:31

@ShirleyPhallus

Ah never mind. TINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
😂😂😂
Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:31

@shirleyphallus 😂

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Ellenanora7 · 23/03/2021 21:31

Oh my god I meant chips not Child, what the fuck autocorrect, get a bloody grip!!

Halsall · 23/03/2021 21:31

It's just an apron, guys. Come on now.

awesomekillick · 23/03/2021 21:31

@ShirleyPhallus

Ah never mind. TINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
You are on fire tonight!
Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:31

@ellenora5 haha I did wonder 😂😂

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Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:32

Dhruvs packs some pounds on hadn't he.. Enjoying the luxurious life a bit too much.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/03/2021 21:32

Druve! Wow he’s....er grown. Still lovely.

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2021 21:32

Wow Dhruv seems to be morphing in Jay Rayner.

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2021 21:33

Oh no, I liked Ting. I want the women to win tonight. In fact, Big Jim aside, the women seem far less knobby than the men this series (yet again).

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:33

Omg his chest things

Halsall · 23/03/2021 21:33

Gregggggg once again incredulous at the concept of the acquisition of knowledge.

ShirleyPhallus · 23/03/2021 21:33

Jacqui is basically Su Pollard isn’t she

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:33

Dhruv has some boobs going on there.

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Ellenanora7 · 23/03/2021 21:33

Ooh Dhruv I love him he's my favourite winner of all time, well him and Shelina 😁😁

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2021 21:34

@ShirleyPhallus

Jacqui is basically Su Pollard isn’t she
Yes! Grin
littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:34

Oh jeez salmon is never fresh fish

Wolfcub · 23/03/2021 21:34

Is she trying to be the fifth Mrs Gregg

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:34

Greggs gammy teeth

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Ellenanora7 · 23/03/2021 21:35

[quote Pebbledashery]@ellenora5 haha I did wonder 😂😂[/quote]
Don't know what is up with me tonight Pebble

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2021 21:35

Did Magda just flirt a bit with Gregg just then ? 🤮

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:35

@littlbrowndog

Oh jeez salmon is never fresh fish
Toddler madness
jay55 · 23/03/2021 21:37

@TheDogsMother

Did Magda just flirt a bit with Gregg just then ? 🤮
She used to sell veg. She will be wife number 7.
Sunbird24 · 23/03/2021 21:37

Do they get the contestants’ names embroidered on the aprons in advance, or was it done just before this round? I didn’t notice names on them earlier