Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Oliver got the cane in his school for slouching. Never did it again.

I think he yearns to be talent-spotted and asked to audition for Alfred Doolittle in Pygmalion, Shirley.

He's destined to remain disappointed, in my view.

I know Shirley makes me want to tape his gob shut just in case

That "hollandaise" looks awful.

@TheDogsMother

Ahh Jay is this Kent Coast revisited

Yes, though I think we'd believe it more if he said he was from the Kent coast.

That said, my sister is from Bristol it her accent pure Yorkshire.

Magdas dish looks yummy

Owning half of North Yorkshire doesn’t give you north east bragging rights Ollie.

Spot on OhWhat

What’s happened to this ladies face

Magda needs to go through the car wash to take that make off

Flatbread doesn't look great, Ting. The rest does.

Her bread looks raw

Dipette, I would say.

Gregg talking with his mouth full. Tut

Well no one is looking fabulous here.

I like Magdalena. I don't know why - but yes, her and Ting on a night out would be awesome.

I'm a geordie and the child can hadaweigh and shite man

Goodbye, Ting. I wanted you to do well. Alas.

Bye Ting

@Pebbledashery

Magda needs to go through the car wash to take that make off

At least we know the cause drinking oil from a dish and going schliipp!

Lemon butter sauce for cod, bloody gorgeous and you can dip your child in too.

Ahhh sorry Ting.

Magda going through. Ting out.

Oliver was obviously head boy at school

Ah never mind. TINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER