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Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

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Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:59

In readiness chuffians.

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/03/2021 21:08

Baz needs to stop looking so surprised.

ShirleyPhallus · 23/03/2021 21:08

@littlbrowndog

Courgettes 😂😂😂
Absolutely pissed myself laughing at this Grin
awesomekillick · 23/03/2021 21:08

Cue sob story

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:09

Gregg do you have to open your mouth so ridiculously

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jay55 · 23/03/2021 21:09

Pickles, Gin

Ellenanora7 · 23/03/2021 21:09

I could start a new food craze Grouchy 😃😃

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:10

Magdas eyebrows... 😳

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Blueberrycreampie · 23/03/2021 21:10

[quote Pebbledashery]@Blueberrycreampie it's very baroque isn't it 😂[/quote]
I would describe as late Baroque if pushed😁

RomainingCalm · 23/03/2021 21:10

That's a Yorkshireman with no Yorkshire accent. Although I think kedgeree at school might be a bit of a dead giveaway for boarding school

GrinGrinGrin

Disappointingly we had spam fritters, mashed potato served from an ice cream scoop, and rice pudding with jam at our school. Maybe it would be better if it was deconstructed.

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2021 21:10

Oh Magdalena, lay off the fillers/Botox love...

Halsall · 23/03/2021 21:11

Gregggggg looks wary of Magdalena. As well he might be. She knows how to wield a knife.

awesomekillick · 23/03/2021 21:11

Ting looks strong. Bet she can cook.

MarieDelaere · 23/03/2021 21:11

'I'm single'.

Gregg is moving in like a barracuda with a slurp.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/03/2021 21:11

@Wolfcub

That's a Yorkshireman with no Yorkshire accent. Although I think kedgeree at school might be a bit of a dead giveaway for boarding school
Hmm, north east, private school. Bet I can guess where he went. Oh no, a Chuck it all in cook
GrouchyKiwi · 23/03/2021 21:12

A pressure cooker! They do exist.

RomainingCalm · 23/03/2021 21:12

Pressure cooker alert!

Finally.

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:12

I think Tings dishes sound delicious.

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littlbrowndog · 23/03/2021 21:12

I love black bean sauce. You could put whatever the fuck in it

Would still taste good

ShirleyPhallus · 23/03/2021 21:12

@awesomekillick

Ting looks strong. Bet she can cook.
She’s doing someting right that’s for sure
Wolfcub · 23/03/2021 21:12

Wtf is that rice thing

Ellenanora7 · 23/03/2021 21:13

Run Magdalena, he knows your single now there'll be no stopping him!!

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2021 21:13

That lamb is reminding me of those bright orange breadcrumbs they used to sell in tubs.

awesomekillick · 23/03/2021 21:13

shirley GrinGrin

Pebbledashery · 23/03/2021 21:13

@littlbrowndog I completely agree. I draw the line at foraged ants in black bean sauce though 😂

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/03/2021 21:13

The mens like their butch aprons don’t they?

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