Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Omg the toddler is up

Ffs

@EsmaCannonball

That lamb is reminding me of those bright orange breadcrumbs they used to sell in tubs.

My mum would coat fish with them on good Friday, the same tub lasted a decade.

Evening Chuffians !

'Nurse Jackie'

What is 'sympathetic' cooking of sea-bass?

Will try and repel

Didn't jacqui just bung everything in one pot and put some posh chips on?

The mens like their butch aprons don’t they?

We've just said the same. There's an Amazon trader somewhere that's doing a roaring trade in them this series.

Magda if you win masterchef please invest in some decent eyebrows

Oft, if Magda loomed at me at the Clarins counter I’d be scared.

Ah the mushy rice was supposed to be kedgeree

@jay55 mine too!

Now that's a hangover cure and a half

Good luck littlbrown !

Oh dear that curry sauce did not look appetising.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow she looks like the type of person who wears every single product on offer on her face

Yay, cooked lamb!

[quote Blueberrycreampie]@jay55 mine too![/quote]
Well every Friday really!

Whipped feta is a new one to me.

I take back what I said. He did a good job there. Thought he was going to be another over-confident muppet.

@Halsall

'Nurse Jackie'

What is 'sympathetic' cooking of sea-bass?

You make sure it's dead first?

Ting. Epic fail.

Ah Ting, I was most invested in yours. What a shame.

Erm. Of all the things to get wrong...

Ting looks like she'd be a laugh at an office Christmas party.

Gregg's only got one tooth 😂