Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Hello all, just switched over from Interior Design Masters, I'm on a roll now (food-based pun optional)

I had steak chips Michelin's and cheesy cauliflower, was delish 😁

Evening

Bar has a definite air of arrogance confidence.

50 points each for undercooked lamb, granny stories and a bit of 'me on a plate'.

Jacqui is a messy cook 🙄

John's hair looks like it's from the 18th century.

Evening. Oooo Portuguese, that'll make a change.

We had freezer stew.

FFS mushrooms not Michelin, whatever the hell that is!

Oh ffs John looks dreadful

@Blueberrycreampie it's very baroque isn't it 😂

Is he old enough?

@Ellenanora7

FFS mushrooms not Michelin, whatever the hell that is!

I wondered Ellen

I'd love to go to Portugal

@ellenora5 that was a very apt autocorrect

He is NEVER from the north east

Kedgeree with curry sauce? 🤮

That's a Yorkshireman with no Yorkshire accent. Although I think kedgeree at school might be a bit of a dead giveaway for boarding school

Evening all.
Right Magda is being framed as the loon.
He’s a young looking 28. Kedgeree. Yum. Curry sauce. Fuck off.

Oliver skipped school to attend today. His teachers will see him on tv and give him detention tomorrow

No, John, they do not all belong on the one plate.

Courgettes 😂😂😂

UNLEASH THE LAMB

Raw lamb here we go.

Is it a wig? It looks like it wouldn’t move in a stiff breeze..