4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

mrsgramsay

A secret? Oh no no kittycat - there are no secrets here...

I was trying to get the Steel Magnolias quote ‘I can’t talk about it’ followed by a chorus of ‘of course you can’!!!!

But do you know what popped in my head first? ‘Tell us about it - stud’ which is at best a bit wrong.

Your Internet chills may be multiplying but I do hope you are around for some of it given that it is the last week I think.

Personally? I think you are away getting a tattoo of me or Italiangreyhound in your chest.

Hope all is well with you. I go to the ‘dark place’ too sometimes and I very much enjoy catching up with posts when I get nettyed again. x

I reckon Michael looks at the mantelpiece when he pokes that fire. Sometimes looks just do it for a dude. And I’ll put money that he is very much happy with his Poundies KimmyK.

Personally, I don’t subscribe to the doll with holes look. I like a face with wrinkles or character. And I’m not saying that just because I look like a potato. There is a beauty in nearly every face - But I cannot see beauty in faces that have been fiddled with more than a big fiddly thing.

Each to their own though. Perhaps he likes the drama of someone whining at him.

It must be like living with a wasp.

Micko has a girlfriend....so much for him waiting for me...

Sheldon youre my favourite thing about this series

Might start watching series 5 today - that's how bored I am. Is it any good?

nokingdingaling

I refuse to believe that. We staked our claim on one of the earlier threads.

And excuse me for channelling my inner marfa but ^weeee were going to shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare’

That’s me done. Forever single.

I refuse to settle for Nassaaaaaa. Or BuffaloBilly. The only two I can see being hopelessly single as well.

For Nassssaa I would live in a haunted house to keep him away.

For BuffaloBilly, I would visit Daaaaan’s tattooist and get Susie on each cheb.

That would make me undesirable for skinning.

On catch up-

Mike was stupid to go up the crows nest but Heidi is doing my head in! The constant having at him.

Dan has got what he wanted and now looks shit scared of Jess being full on.

Jules & Cam are getting a bit sickly now.

Ning had no chance with Mark. She blew it at the last commitment ceremony.

The rest I'm still watching......

I noted that Martha didn't pull Heidi up on saying "yous". Probably didn't want a three hour lecture from Mike.

@chocolatesaltyballs22

Might start watching series 5 today - that's how bored I am. Is it any good?

I thought 5 was dire. Really couldn't get on with the participants. 7 is good. As PP said they seem more real.

@ThreeImaginaryBoys have just started season 5. Suspect we can't see season 7 yet in the UK?

Mike was stupid to go up the crows nest but Heidi is doing my head in! The constant having at him.

If I had a choice between staying on the deck with a moaning partner or going up in the crows nest, I'd be going up there and staying up until it's dark too, and I hate heights 😁

Heidi is in lust with Mike. She's just trying to weigh up whether 30 years of his selfishness is worth the hot sex. I'd say not.

[quote chocolatesaltyballs22]@ThreeImaginaryBoys have just started season 5. Suspect we can't see season 7 yet in the UK?[/quote]
I'm in the UK. Season 7 is on shvideos.

Ah littlered

If anyone wanted a true representation of disgust and disappointment and were willing to pay me very, very handsomely to receive that from a potential groom, I’d apply tomorrow.

I suspect I would manage to make any potential groom match any of Ning’s expressions and would garner forth the put downs of Susie.

It would also bring about the reluctance of Mark. The whining of Heidi. And quite possibly a bit of vocalisation a la Cyrell.

The only thing I’d have in common with Jules would be if they shoved me in a gold skirt. (They’d have to remodel a festival tent)

I do think I’d get thrown off the programme and would forfeit my big pay day.

Why?

I’d probably end up nutting Pob.

Then I’d quite possibly castrate the likes of Saaaaam and Daaaaaan so that they could not go forth and multiply.

I would then hope for a sympathetic Mafs threader as the Beak.

#freesheldon

I reckon Heidi could gets lots of hot sex from younger, more in touch with their feels (this feels shit is catching) and therefore mouldable people.

They could dissect their life all day and knock it out on the nest all night.

Hard enough to knock her parting up to a more suitable position.

Am annoyed with several of them on season 5 already - anyone seen it and up for a separate thread?

@chocolatesaltyballs22 I've seen it - and yes I could post about MAFS, any season, all the live long day

I too have seen it but don’t have enough hours in my day to rewatch it.

I can put in a tuppence if I remember owt though 🤓

Jo and the dull bloke she married - not gonna work. She is annoyingly loud and he clearly cringes every time she opens her mouth.

I like Alesha and her plumber guy though, they seem cute together.

That's all I've got at the minute!

God poor Jo when he said "Shit" as she walked down the aisle. What did Sean expect, a FHM model?! He looks like something the dog spat out. Couldn't even comb his hair for his wedding day.

I'm quite jealous that you're watching it for the first time @chocolatesaltyballs22 I loved season 5 you're in for a treat

I binged watched series 5 alongside series 6. (Furloughed so way to much time on my hands!)
Happy to discuss what I can remember on a separate chat

Honestly I totally get where Heidi is coming from. I really think Mike is manipulative, narcisisstic and gas lighting, and just has the look in his eyes, and the dismissive body language of an emoitional abuser. The sigh was totally deliberate as was the response. He needs to be in control, and if they do split it will be her fault.

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

God poor Jo when he said "Shit" as she walked down the aisle. What did Sean expect, a FHM model?! He looks like something the dog spat out. Couldn't even comb his hair for his wedding day.

I'm quite jealous that you're watching it for the first time @chocolatesaltyballs22 I loved season 5 you're in for a treat

Ooh good, will start one when I think of a suitably witty title.

Salty

Mafs 5 - where Helen would not have bothered for Troy?