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4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/02/2021 21:06

There ye are 🐓 🐓

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 21/02/2021 18:32

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 21/02/2021 18:49

But I would agree with the producers wanted version of events and then do everything differently as I saw fit.

I’d get my jotters quickly littlered

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 21/02/2021 19:14

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 21/02/2021 19:29

Sold. Grin

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 21/02/2021 21:34

OP I have the Troy episode coming up next. I don't understand the reference at the minute!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 21/02/2021 21:36

Oops sorry.

You will though 😉

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JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 21/02/2021 21:36

@chocolatesaltyballs22

OP I have the Troy episode coming up next. I don't understand the reference at the minute!
You are in for such a laugh.

Two words - tuna, toothbrush

VillaMia · 22/02/2021 00:30

Catching up (on thread and show!) - you have to be seriously invested in this don’t you?!

I agree with PPs about Mark. If he’d been sixually intimate with Ning when it’s become obvious he sees no future in them, he would’ve been vilified - and rightly so. I strongly suspect that the (gorgeous 🤩) treehouse had been booked before the commitment ceremony and once Ning had said leave, Mark was out. He seems a good guy, though not without his issues.

Marfaaaa is a grade A bitch. Have said before that she’s only involved with the whole JessiKa situation because she saw the opportunity for more screen time. Michael seems ok, but I fear she’s going to model him into a charicature of her perfect man 🥱

Dan and JessiKa? I don’t give a rat’s arse.

Jules and Cam are so cute. Love that they’re so happy. She reminds me a little of Toni Collette - one of my favourite actresses.

Hmm. Heidi and Mike. He’s just not seeing her is he? And she’s so desperate to be seen, to know that she’s in his thoughts. She is needy, but I don’t think entirely unreasonable. However much I dislike JessiKa, the way Mike speaks to/at her is really uncomfortable. He wants to hurt her - at least with his words. Condescending, with a heavy tinge of aggression. And he has to be right. All. The. Bloody. Time. Hmm I reckon he fancies Jess. I reckon Heidi senses he fancies Jess. And I reckon he has no idea what to do about those conflicting feelings he has about her. It’s always been there, and I think Heidi has always sensed it which is why she feels so tense when Jess enters their world.

A final word on the ixperts. Pod & co have sold their souls along with their ethics.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 22/02/2021 02:21

Seriously invested villamia?

Wherever did you get that idea...? Wink

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theliverpoolone · 22/02/2021 07:36

A final word on the ixperts. Pod & co have sold their souls along with their ethics.

I looked up the ixperts as I couldn't believe they're real, they're so bad, and middle ixpert - the silent one - quit after this series saying thing like 'it had become a casting exercise not a matching exercise'. So I think her silence probably reflects her uncomfortable ness with the whole thing. She's been replaced by a 'sexologist' Hmm

nogooddeedgoesunpunished · 22/02/2021 08:15

Just read that Trisha used to be a hostage negotiator ?! It's now beyond parody (almost )!!!

AKissAndASmile · 22/02/2021 08:36

@theliverpoolone

A final word on the ixperts. Pod & co have sold their souls along with their ethics.

I looked up the ixperts as I couldn't believe they're real, they're so bad, and middle ixpert - the silent one - quit after this series saying thing like 'it had become a casting exercise not a matching exercise'. So I think her silence probably reflects her uncomfortable ness with the whole thing. She's been replaced by a 'sexologist' Hmm

OMG, really?! I did wonder why she had gone mute. Hopefully this is the reason-- that she has some integrity. Impressed she's quit. Not impressed they've replaced her with a 'sexologist'. Sick of the questions about 'INTIMICY'
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 22/02/2021 09:17

A sexologist. ‘Sake.

How about a proctologist, a dentist and a chiropodist for the matching set?

All holes catered for and someone for your feet for when your hands are tired.

Mon now though.

These people are strangers.

Not all of them will want to flap open their lulu to accommodate just anyone’s ego. Some might but intimacy isn’t all about sex.

And the more you ferret about in their soiled sheets - mark my words that will be next as we will all have to see evudunce of the intuhmucy like in Tudor times - the more you will make me want to scrub myself with a brillo pad. Including my eyes.

It speaks volumes (irony not lost) that the middle judge went mute.

‘Sake.

Someone stop me. I’m feeling the rage again.

‘Sake. 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤯🤬🤯🤬😡🤯🤬😡🤬😡🤯😡🤬😡🤯😤

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TierFourTears · 22/02/2021 09:27

Brainwave about the dates. Do you think they book up 12 (or 10, assuming some will have left) potential dates, and then offer them to the guys or pre assign them. So, it's not a free choice (let's face it, some of that stuff usnt going to be free one week in advance!). More scripting!!

Sunbird24 · 22/02/2021 09:51

Mane it’s lucky dip? All the dates are in blank envelopes and they just pick one blind? Would explain the apparent oddness of some of them

Sunbird24 · 22/02/2021 09:56

*maybe, not mane

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 22/02/2021 11:32

@nogooddeedgoesunpunished

Just read that Trisha used to be a hostage negotiator ?! It's now beyond parody (almost )!!!
I don't know what to say. I mean, imagine her being wheeled in and trying to get proof of life from the people holding your loved one hostage....
NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 22/02/2021 11:33

@TierFourTears

Brainwave about the dates. Do you think they book up 12 (or 10, assuming some will have left) potential dates, and then offer them to the guys or pre assign them. So, it's not a free choice (let's face it, some of that stuff usnt going to be free one week in advance!). More scripting!!
I felt for sure the boat was booked for Daaaan and Taaaaam to have a date on like oooh we got married here.....well it's booked we might as well use it eh....
JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 22/02/2021 12:59

Is it just me or are they so much more focussed on sex as the series go on? I'm watching season 7 and I'm sure they contestants are contractually obligated to say if they've had sex as they're so candid about it - including one couple bragging about "chocolate not vanilla" sex that included hair pulling Hmm

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 22/02/2021 13:02

@TierFourTears

Brainwave about the dates. Do you think they book up 12 (or 10, assuming some will have left) potential dates, and then offer them to the guys or pre assign them. So, it's not a free choice (let's face it, some of that stuff usnt going to be free one week in advance!). More scripting!!
100%. That treehouse isn't something that would be available at a day's notice.

In season 7 it's so blatantly obvious that the "Bob has organised a surprise task for Jodie" is in fact organised by producers.one couple, where the bloke basically has a turd where his brain should be, apparently organised an honesty box and wrote all the in depth questions to arrrrsk his waaaaaarf. YEAH RIGHT. The thick bastard couldn't count to 10 if he tried.

JaneJeffer · 22/02/2021 13:18

we will all have to see evudunce of the intuhmucy like in Tudor times
Ugh Grin

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 22/02/2021 13:30

where the bloke basically has a turd where his brain should be, apparently organised an honesty box and wrote all the in depth questions to arrrrsk his waaaaaarf. YEAH RIGHT. The thick bastard couldn't count to 10 if he tried.

GrinGrinGrin

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 22/02/2021 14:31

Haud your wheesht with the series 7 stuff please. Grin

I’m being very patient (and couldn’t watch as there aren’t enough hours in the day anyway) and waiting for this to come on my telly box. I’m even watching this one (6) when it can be squeezed in.

Yes I’m jealous ....Sad

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Benjispruce2 · 22/02/2021 16:03

Is there any way to watch tonight’s episode before tonight? Is it only in E4?

Benjispruce2 · 22/02/2021 16:04

Ep 37 of series 6.