4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

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I think Nic is a lovely person. I really do.

However he really let ole Cyril down. Notwithstanding her mouth and temper, she has been right in her character assessments. And she has been the wronged party.

I don’t want him to be wishy washy. I don’t. But I have to say it doesn’t really surprise me. A shame because I think he is great. Even though his fuck you to insta was more along the lines of please don’t waggle your womanly wiles in my face as I’m married but my resistance is weak.

He only really got off with that because insta couldn’t believe she’d been turned down and went to defensive mode to save face.

If I needed back up on anything, I’d have Cyril. Temper and everything.

They have poked away at her and poked away and then say they sunk to her level (did marfa say scummed down to her level????)

News for you ladies. You can only aspire to get little toe height to Cyril. And even then that would be a bloody struggle.

I’m not surprised about Mel jane

I’d love to know what went on to change that.

But Heidi would bring a bit of grace to proceedings. Mel? Grace? Nuh.

I would've put:

Mark with Jules. I think physically they go well together and both have quite gentle personalities.

Mike and Cyrell would've been hilarious, they would have put everyone else in their place.

Heidi and Dino for a spiritual connection.

Ines and Sam from the beginning, just because they're both vile.

Cam and Melissa as they always got on well and had a laugh together.

Lauren with Nic maybe. Or Mike for the more physical side.

Martha and Jess didn't deserve anybody.

Aye seven30

For fear of repeating myself, again I too am feeling for Ines. And aye, that puts me armpit deep in hypocrite territory

That one, I think has a decent core to her - just a runaway mouth and a hard protective shell.

I think she is a world away from the instatwattwins who seem to be rotten to the core.

I was looking at Jules and Cam's wedding photos and I saw Heidi as a bridesmaid but not Melissa.

I suspect Jules only asked Mel as a way of telling her to back off from Cam. I noticed Mel managed to plonk herself on the sofa next to Cam as soon as she got there, she fancies the pants off him and it shows.

@waitingforgranny

Cyrell is deranged. Turn it in. They're animals those girls

Cyrell is bloody awful. Anything for a shouting match. They're all awful

I would've put:
Mark with Jules. I think physically they go well together and both have quite gentle personalities.
Mike and Cyrell would've been hilarious, they would have put everyone else in their place.
Heidi and Dino for a spiritual connection.
Ines and Sam from the beginning, just because they're both vile.
Cam and Melissa as they always got on well and had a laugh together.
Lauren with Nic maybe. Or Mike for the more physical side.
Martha and Jess didn't deserve anybody.

Who do you think Michael would suit? Heidi?
I don't think Susie would fit with any of them - or maybe Dan?

Daaaam and Saaaaam should’ve been matched.

They’d have been too busy looking in the mirror and popping a flex or twenty to fall out, argue or fight.

And Buffalobilly would have been hiding in the wardrobe, peeping through a tiny crack, taking notes whilst getting a legal high off sweeteners.

Susie and Sam - she would make him suffer. Try saying that six times.

I bet Susie would have been fine with any of them bar Dino.

I think Billy brought out the worst in her. He would have with me.

I would like to know if she is happy now. I will bet she stood more of a chance of keeping a partner than the questionable chap she was matched with.

I still think there was something of the night about him.

[quote chocolatesaltyballs22]@SheldonesqueIsUnwell exactly - she knew him for all of about 24 hours before he upped and left. You'd think she'd have built a bridge and got over it 4 months later. I just find her irritating. I hope she's less so in series 7.[/quote]
She is! And she looks so different too, she really toned down the make-up. It's like watching a different person

I'd have paired Cyrell and Mick. They had great chemistry and friends and he's not half as tightly wound as Nic so would probably found her outbursts amusing

@JaneJeffer

You will see in the final episode how wishy-washy Nic is and it explains why Cyrell found him exasperating.

I was looking at Jules and Cam's wedding photos and I saw Heidi as a bridesmaid but not Melissa.

She dumped Melissa as a bridesmaid apparently as they drifted apart

I’ve seen pics of new lizzie and was astounded.

I hope to be similarly astounded by her conduct.

She just seemed a bit on edge/manic/dramatic this time round.

I would just hope for people to be themselves (except for marfa and insta) and act naturally.

I don’t want to see someone over egging the pudding. It isn’t necessary.

Though I get why she was all bullshit eyes when sam was being terrifically economical with the truth to Billy.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

I bet Susie would have been fine with any of them bar Dino.

I think Billy brought out the worst in her. He would have with me.

I would like to know if she is happy now. I will bet she stood more of a chance of keeping a partner than the questionable chap she was matched with.

I still think there was something of the night about him.

I think Susie copped a hard time when actually what she was doing was calling Billy out on his random and strange lies.

Season 7 is definitely worth a watch just to see th change in Lizzie. Judging by what she said I think she was a little shocked by how she came across, she doesn't do the shouting thing and the big silly faces, she's far more relaxed and very damaged by Sam's comments on her weight (though she's lost way too much IMO). The chap she's matched with is an interesting bloke, he'd fit in on MN as he T-Rexes everywhere (whilst making dinosaur noises) and Lizzie's face is hilarious watching him!

She didn’t do herself any favours in the way she did it but she was right james

His ‘miss you’ ‘care for you a lot’ ‘you’re moi woife now’ (papa lazarou eat your heart out) caper from almost the first day would have me going straight to superharpy too. Let alone the lying about pish which would have irritated me beyond belief.

Creepy creepy creepy.

Yes! I thought there was a tremendous red flag when, after being Mr Nice all honeymoon, Susie said something like he has no balls. His furious response, the way he said it and the clear rage at this was palpable. I thought he was gonna punch her, he turned real nasty.

He was also passive aggressive as fuck on her homestay when her dad visited.

I clocked the fume. There was a glimpse into the core of anger for sure. He was raging inside. Raging.

He probably boiled his own sperm.

Who do you think Michael would suit? Heidi?
I don't think Susie would fit with any of them - or maybe Dan?

Michael I really don't know. He seems so void of any personality I think he would plod along with most of the less offensive ones; Heidi, Ning, Jules, Tam etc. Anyone with a strong personality (aka Martha) was always going to walk all over him.
Susie, again it's hard to tell as I don't feel we saw enough of her or got to see the real her. I didn't like her, but I didn't like Billy either and I think he brought the worst out in her. On the face of it, one of the harder faced guys like Dan, Sam or even Mike.

I think Susie and Mike would have batted off each other well.

I’m not sure how baby Baby would have slotted in.

I think Mike very much likes oats for breakfast, lunch and tea and hourly snacks.

I don’t know how well a child would fit in that lifestyle.

I think I will worship at Cyrell’s altar of truth for the rest of moi loife!

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Gonna need a new thread ready for Monday I think 🤔 50posts left ain't gonna cut it

Is it time for a new thread before Monday night's finale?

All done.

If anyone can do a linky (I’m a technological knob) that would be lovely thankee.