4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

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Genius. 🤣

I will do my best - although on call/shifts might interfere so I might be on +14 instead of live.

I haven’t seen it before and the ‘join us’ ad is weirding me out, but I can give it a go.

I keep being told that season 7 Mafs is madness but I’m waiting for that to come on e4.

I do love me a reality programme though. I can’t help it.

Once this is over, everyone needs to watch the big reunion on shvideo

Guys, I for those interested, Sam from MAFS has put up a highlight reel on his Instagram with info on what happened behind the scenes. Things like he returned from the funeral at the beginning, but the producers told him they weren’t filming for the next few days so to “relax”, so they put him up in a separate hotel and didn’t tell the others, he was out meeting mates and chilling as he’d been told they weren’t filming and they were actually filming Lizzie “looking for him”. And loads of stuff like that, it’s pretty interesting. They apparently threatened to sue him. He’s finally able to speak publicly about it

His Instagram handle is @whoissamm take a look

That conversation between Marfa and Jess, saying money just appears in their accounts, was unbelievable. 'Daddy says "do you want $5000?" ' I honestly think Jess is on something.

That conversation between Marfa and Jess, saying money just appears in their accounts, was unbelievable. 'Daddy says "do you want $5000?" ' I honestly think Jess is on something

I know. When Marfa said she's not working and living with/off her parents - and money just appears . She's so spoilt and indulged - I don't think Michael'll be keeping her in Prada on a teacher salary

One would wonder how much it takes to make you want to have daddy tattooed inside yer gub.

And how much appeared in marf’s account to dry clean the frock.

What a pair of grabby flaps.

Dad says I can have a creme egg and a go at sorting the shed for a fiver...

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Billy's come dressed as a five year old page boy

Either that or he has skinned Smithers...

Excellent I felt sorry for Billy after the fight. He really hates conflict.

I loved Cyrell looking like she was agreeing with Martha and then boom! pity you can't get plastic surgery for your personality. Absolutely brilliant

excellent

Snort . Did you do the little fiddly thing that Mr Burns does with his hands?

I reckon marfa has been able to come out with pishy sorries all her puff and had them accepted.

Until Cyril who smelled shite and dealt with it.

Of course

I'm going to watch the next episode. Can't wait until Monday.

Sam looked like the clippers had slipped and taken a big chunk out of the front of his hair. He's so shifty looking.

I love mad Lizzie.

Did anybody notice that when Cyrell was having her altercation with Michael, Tamara went over to Jess/Ines and co, all conspiratorial-like?

I didn't like Billy speaking up telling Cyrell and co to speak one at a time. Finally found your backbone at the wrong time, mate.

Nic never had Cyrell's back. As pathetic as Michael is (how could he not even bat an eyelid or look embarrassed when Marfa told him she lost it with Cyrell because she feels that Cyrell thinks Michael is the weakest link?), he always has Martha's back. Nic had no loyalty to Cyrell again tonight. When Marfa came back after wine-gate Nic said 'I like that red dress!!!' then asked Marfa is she's ok. Michael would never in a million years do that with Cyrell if the roles were reversed. I know Nic and Cyrell are no longer a couple, but still. I think Nic is spineless and not the great guy he's made out to be.

I didn't like Billy speaking up telling Cyrell and co to speak one at a time. Finally found your backbone at the wrong time, mate.

Don’t worry - it won’t be his spine

I didn’t notice that about Tamara. She’s a total fanny if she thinks that was the side to show allegiance to.

See I thought Nic was a good dude but he let Cyril take all the flak again. Fine if she’s thrown the first squashed grape in anger but she didn’t..

And Marfa telling mattymattymanbun he was the weakest link? Rude.
He maybe wants to ask Billy to get a spine for him as well. And baws.

I caved and watched the last episode. It was so good that I might even watch it all over again on Monday night

I am watching air crash documentaries. (Not cheery)

I will not succumb. I cannot trust myself to stay mute villa

Michael would never in a million years do that with Cyrell if the roles were reversed. I know Nic and Cyrell are no longer a couple, but still. I think Nic is spineless and not the great guy he's made out to be.

Absolutely. I always got the impression Nic thought he was better than Cyrell because he was the calm spineless one. She is happy now though and a mummy too, good for her!

If anyone wants to see more Cyrell in top form, watch the grand reunion (there is one spoiler though as it features a couple from season 7 who 'made it'). She's AMAZING. Again. One of the ixperts asks something like "have you calmed down now you're a mum" and she gave a great answer, along the lines of fuck no do I have to be demure because I've had a baby

Well I've watched it now. To me Jess looked completely out of it the whole time, whatever substance she was on.

It totally cemented my feelings about Mike.

Can't wait to come back when everyone else is watching!

I watched the grand reunion and cyrell is still raging. two years later. She really annoyed me. Fighting other peoples battles all the time

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That conversation between Marfa and Jess, saying money just appears in their accounts, was unbelievable. 'Daddy says "do you want $5000?" ' I honestly think Jess is on something

I know. When Marfa said she's not working and living with/off her parents - and money just appears . She's so spoilt and indulged - I don't think Michael'll be keeping her in Prada on a teacher salary

It pisses me off that both of them are probably getting paid for being social media "influencers" which, no matter what anyone says, I don't believe is a real job. I've heard it defended as "hard work" before which to me is just insulting to people (i.e the majority of the population) who actually do work hard. Often for a pittance.

I don't understand the love for Cyrell on here I think she's awful, and why should Nic "have her back", if my ex was going round being abusive and getting into argument I wouldn't be standing up for them.

People have said before that a lot of the women on this show seem damaged, yet the men are in general quite normal, and last night dinner party highlighted that.