4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

What's happening to Mels forehead ???

I had to rewind to see. Nothing's happening...it's frozen

Mel's reaction to Mick telling the group Jessika found love with Daaan was so bizarre. She's not got great social skills

Not sure why Mel was blanking Dino....get over it, luv.

Melissa's just annoying me this episode

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Has Nic succumbed to injectabubbles?

His face looks on the wonk.

I wish to god Jules would dress for her shape.

She’s a bonny lass but her clothes do her no favours at all.

What the ruddy fuff is that trench down Lizzie’s front?

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell she's absolutely stunning and has a great figure but I agree, terrible dress sense. Though judging by her Insta she's hired a stylist since the show

Also Sam looks fugly with the no beard

Kim Marfa said "air kisses don't actually touch the face" and waved Billy away

Why is Sam shocked that Elizabeth shunned him? He treated her like shit

Saaaam looks hilarious with that haircut and those ears...

Did Marfa straighten her serf's hair?

EVENING MAFFAS!

Ha ha Marfaaaaaaa just told Michale not to talk to Cyrell- priceless!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Also Sam looks fugly with the no beard

Agreed

supercee

Martha has been watching too many episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Marfa has been saying Kardashian in the mirror instead of Candyman...

And telling Mattymanbun not to speak to Cyril?

Mon now.

@Geepee71

Ha ha Marfaaaaaaa just told Michale not to talk to Cyrell- priceless!

This is what I alluded to earlier when I said Marfa shows even more of her true colours

I don’t even need to see this episode again, watching this thread is like the text equivalent of gogglebox! 🤣

I'm not sure I've seen anyone do awks quite like Billy, he really is skilled.

Good to hear it james

She is old school glamour to me and deserves to look glorious.

Where the feck is Heidi?????

God I HATE the ixperts

Marfa tells Michael he can't talk to Cyrell, she says it in front of his friends...that's basically abusive! And Pob goes "Waaaaah, Marfa is roilly laying daaarn the loooorrr". No she's being a dick

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

supercee

Martha has been watching too many episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Marfa has been saying Kardashian in the mirror instead of Candyman...

And telling Mattymanbun not to speak to Cyril?

Mon now.

If only he'd had the bawbag enough to tell her he'll speak to whoever he wants...but no...

Micheal really needs to find his balls !!!!

I fear marfa has earmarked them for her next beak job and they are on ice somewhere.

Sam still taking the piss out of Lizzie's appearance again 🙄🤔

Did Cyrell hear Martha tell Michael not to speak to her?
If that was me I would be going out of my way to chat to him for the rest of the evening just to piss her off

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

God I HATE the ixperts

Marfa tells Michael he can't talk to Cyrell, she says it in front of his friends...that's basically abusive! And Pob goes "Waaaaah, Marfa is roilly laying daaarn the loooorrr". No she's being a dick

True!