4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

God I HATE the ixperts

Marfa tells Michael he can't talk to Cyrell, she says it in front of his friends...that's basically abusive! And Pob goes "Waaaaah, Marfa is roilly laying daaarn the loooorrr". No she's being a dick

Ah to be fair he'd have praised a bloke for saying that so you know, Marfa clearly wears the trousers!

Me too runningpink

And I’d be sat on his bastard knee while I was at it.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Micheal really needs to find his balls !!!!

Hold that thought. Cyrell says the same later 🙈

@Sunbird24

I don’t even need to see this episode again, watching this thread is like the text equivalent of gogglebox! 🤣

Totally! I've seen them all too 😂

‘Sake

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Micheal really needs to find his balls !!!!

I fear marfa has earmarked them for her next beak job and they are on ice somewhere.

I tell you what @SheldonesqueIsUnwell I will miss you when this ends

Where is Heidi??

By the way, Michael looks nothing like Taylor Lautner. Cyrell buttering him up there to annoy Marfa

@runningpink

Where is Heidi??

Well she hasn't arrived with Mike but she is coming...

James you can find Sheldon’s footprints on various other telly addicts threads...

Ach Ning and her feelz.

And Mark can’t show emotion.

Pot, kettle, filler, botox Ning.

@HmmmmmmInteresting

By the way, Michael looks nothing like Taylor Lautner. Cyrell buttering him up there to annoy Marfa

And didn't it work a treat.

I love Cyrell I would 100% be her friend. Nic missed out because he listened to some shit stirring twats rather than sticking up for his wife, who has basically been spot on regarding EVERYTHING to do with Marfa and Jess

The beard does suit Mark...still looks way older than 42.

@Sunbird24

James you can find Sheldon’s footprints on various other telly addicts threads...

I will watch programmes I wouldn't usually watch just to enjoy @SheldonesqueIsUnwell posts

Heidi and her comb over have arrived...
That dress is honking - have we seen her in that before or is it similar to something she has worn before?

Almost a Mafs version of BBT’s
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

And didn't it work a treat.
Didn't it just? And we know there's more to come

Ines is mad as a box of frogs

Poor Saaaaaam being ignored...... lol

@HmmmmmmInteresting

And didn't it work a treat. Didn't it just? And we know there's more to come

I am SO EXCITED for the more to come bits

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Wtf is she wearing

I quite like it

Has Inesssssss dribbled lubricant down her chin? Vair shiny.

She looks almost mechanical bless her.

Mafsbot.

But she ain’t as bad as Jess and Marfa so I will be nice.

I love mick