4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

I’ve nothing fancy flower - free view and an ancient little recorder thing which takes it on itself to tape 3 minutes of something and then goes ‘naaaaaah’ so I feel the pain.

Ask them naicely to come back at 2200 due to a prior dinner arrangement 😉

I am sending happy vibes for him to be prompt at 8.

I shall have no fun on here if you waste away ...

I could survive for about 6 months on grass alone. And still probably be classed as ‘stocky’. 😡

I should be doing fluids only for Lent. And probably just water.

For want of being blasphemous I could replace the stone. And I reckon the stone would’ve been easier to roll.

You could get Martha to follow you around screeching "is that bread?" "you're looking chunky" and trying to shame you into not buying crisps. Although that might make you commit murder instead of blasphemy.

jane
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The last ones are great big smiles by the way - not grimaces!

@JaneJeffer

I've been looking at Martha's Instagram. She has a whole section devoted to commenting on what her mother eats, telling her she's getting fat and generally taking the piss. How lovely she is.

I had to have a look after you posted this. I thought it couldn't possibly be as bad as you say, but it's actually worse

Looks like her mum is going along with it because they think they'll be the next KardashIan's

@Benjispruce2

When she said to her mum that they don’t know good people like Michael and her mum didn’t disagree- a telling moment.

I thought that as well!

@HmmmmmmInteresting

I'll just say I wish Martha had more arse-handing. I feel she got off lightly.

You will be surprised by Ines.

To be honest, I'd be quite happy with a shit load of spoilers but I know it's not allowed 😩😩

Iv not managed to stay awake the last two evenings and I’m not holding out much hope tonight either. I will try though as ready want to see what happens

@theliverpoolone

I watched the clip of Jules and Cam on This Morning on YouTube, and it was interesting that Jules said how much she likes Ines now, and that Ines herself doesn't recognise the person she was back then. She didn't say anything like that about Jess though, just totally denied allegations Jess has apparently made that her and Cam knew each other beforehand. Jess just seems to make up random crap about anyone and everyone!

Ines has since come out to say she had a painkiller addiction during the show and was particularly unwell at the reunion that's being shown tonight. I watched the ultimate reunion that was filmed last month and she was on it and like a different person so I do believe her when she says she was going through a shit time on the show

@HmmmmmmInteresting

I'll just say I wish Martha had more arse-handing. I feel she got off lightly.

You will be surprised by Ines.

Just wait until tonight. You won't be disappointed

Here we go!

'revenge will be the main course' 🤣👍🏼

Mel is pretty annoying!

littlered
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Your little hands must have been going quicker than Mel’s jaw

Has Nic succumbed to injectabubbles?

His face looks on the wonk.

Billy's come dressed as a five year old page boy

Either that or he has skinned Smithers...

I reckon I must channel Cyrell sometimes...

Martha has been watching too many episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.