4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

I think Mark could see potential with Ning despite the way she has behaved which is why he was still saying stay until this point. He wanted to give it his all but she was happy to throw in the towel in week three.

I think his decision to leave was based on he had got nothing from her in all this time, she wanted to leave the week before so actually there was no point trying or fighting for it anymore.

I can see why Mark said leave and don't blame him but it would have been kinder to do it last week.

Ning is a nightmare but I felt sorry for her last night.

Yes I diid a bit too, After this Mark will get plenty offers to feel the feels, but not sure anyone could take on Ning she needs to get some counselling to help her move on, as they say.

Also why did she keep saying with a face full of plastic surgery I never do anything for myself?

Jules and cam on this morning!

It might have been kinder to not have a face like sour cottage cheese at the wedding.

It might have been kinder to not accuse him of pawing her at the altar within 30 hot seconds of meeting.

It might have been kinder to not believe the likes of insta (when you already know she’s a lying baggage) and trust him.

It might have been kinder not to answer a phone during your first time of showing affection.

It might have been kinder to not call him frigid.

I don’t know. Yes it would have been kinder to ‘dump’ her last week and save the upset. It is horrible to see someone cry.

But I do believe you reap what you sow.

And the lass had a particularly bountiful harvest.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

It might have been kinder to not have a face like sour cottage cheese at the wedding.

It might have been kinder to not accuse him of pawing her at the altar within 30 hot seconds of meeting.

It might have been kinder to not believe the likes of insta (when you already know she’s a lying baggage) and trust him.

It might have been kinder not to answer a phone during your first time of showing affection.

It might have been kinder to not call him frigid.

I don’t know. Yes it would have been kinder to ‘dump’ her last week and save the upset. It is horrible to see someone cry.

But I do believe you reap what you sow.

And the lass had a particularly bountiful harvest.

All true

Jules and Cam were adorable on this morning!

So as people have mentioned Jules and Cam are still together can we also be super happy that they've had a baby too

That is good to hear boilyheidy

I’m avoiding everything until after the reunion dinner and then I’m going googling for all updates. 😉

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That’s that one gone then!

sheldon I feel honoured I got a mention from you, boilyheidy, indeed wish I could , might sort out a few things!

I felt bad for Ning and Mark, I think she was too closed off for too long and it sabotaged things. Him saying no at the end has just confirmed to her that men let you down I think but really what did she expect? She’s spent most of the time pushing him away. No wonder he was confused when she said no and then decided she wanted to sleep with him.

Not sure what will happen with Heidi and Mike! Did anyone see Jules & Cam interview on This morning? They are so lovely!

Shit sorry @SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Jules & Cam still lovely on TM. They still look blissfully in love.

I did feel for Ning, but I believe that Mark has acted with integrity the whole way through. Funny isn’t it, that most of us find the two men who acted with the most integrity the most attractive?!

As an aside...these bloody commitment vows are so obviously written with the producers. Do you reckon each of them was invited to write a shit sandwich about their (un)loved one, to keep a faux suspension to the show?

“Jess...when I first saw ya I couldn’t keep me eyes off ya...I got really ixcited”.....

“But then I had me doubts. I wondered if ya could ever be more than just a sixual fling for me”...

“But Jess babe, even though we’ve only jist met I bloody love ya and want ya to be the mother to me kids while ya keep me little Dan sixually ixcited”

No worries james

I fear that I half knew this already.

Call me Sheldock Holmes but I think there have been nano spoilers and micro suggestions all through these threads. It is the nature of the beast when you can see everything before all the e4 episodes air.

I might have looked too but I can’t get embroiled as the time it all takes would mean I didn’t get a sleep. Ever 🥴

Funny isn’t it, that most of us find the two men who acted with the most integrity the most attractive?!

It is funny villa but it is also bloody wonderfully refreshing that a lot of people on these threads have their holedar working just lovely.

You would think that the beefcakes and pretty boys would be the targets of the affection/lust/dolly daydream moments - or at least the producers might.

But no. Deep down those with two cells to rub together prefer kind and decent with more than a smattering of integrity.

There is a Mafs god.

It would, of course, have been kinder if Mark had been allowed to say his non vows first, then Ning could have opted to not say hers and just quit without having said anything. But of course the producers wouldn't have let that happen.

As it was, she really let herself down, the way she reacted. It could hardly have been a surprise that Mark was unlikely to say yes, given how she'd treated him. If someone says Leave 3 times, the chances are you're going to expect them to say it again.

The producers and ixperts should hang their heads and take the shame.

They’ve been feckall but kind.

So many of them shouldn’t have been there.

All for the dramaz and absolutely nowt to do with genuine feelz.

As others have said, Jam seem to be making a good crack of it. Same with Maaaaaaaaam. But only because the blokes have been - for want of a better word - compliant.

Both dames are driving their bus like it is Fast and Furious. And wearing Teflon breeks.

And there is a little moppet wondering how to fashion that gold skirt with his whites.

Agree about the producers and ixperts, Sheldon. I feel like some of the participants have been emotionally tortured for our viewing pleasure.

I have a feeling that Heidi’s vow thing is going to be angst ridden.

And Maaaaaaike’s vows will be like a sharp, pokey, torturous stick. He wil pluck away at her before telling her that she is supremely lucky to have him.

You know, so that going forward she knows her place...

I personally think she should tell him to do one but she appears to like having the youth pumped out of her.

She looks pinched and drawn and old compared to how she started.

She was vibrant.

She isn’t now ☹️

I thought that op. She was fuller faced at the wedding and earlier on.

If all she is living on is great big pans of rice like the one she made Mike, that might make for some explanation.

However he has sooked the joy out of her. Who knew joy weighed 2 stone?

I must be really happy

Yes, I noticed Heidi looks like she's aged in the two months. She was radiant at the wedding.

Martha has said on her Instagram that marrying a stranger is illegal in Australia so the 'weddings' are commitment ceremonies. I knew they weren't legally binding, but thought this was interesting. Are the UK MAF weddings real weddings?

I think the U.K. ones are real.