4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

I think the UK ones are real but not sure how they manage it as you have to meet to give notice?

Just catching up.

So bored of M&M now.

Ning and Mark - what did she expect? She's been awful to him the whole time and cringed whenever he went near her. Throwing herself at him on their date night was never going to work. He's got too much integrity to have gone along with it to get his leg over when he obviously had one foot out the door.

It's not anyone's job to heal her. Heal yourself and then find a relationship.

Hope Heidi leaves, she’ll never keep him happy I really like Heidi she always seems happy and upbeat till she’s with Mike!

Fond.

Fond.

I’m fond of pineapple fancies.

Fond. Fond isn’t really enough.

Why have Heidi and Mike started saying 'far out!' all the time?!

How many times is Mike going to say "I have strong feelings for this girl" in this episode?

He feels like that as long as she behaves herself. The minute she doesn't toe the party line he says he's out the door.

And yes! Where has "far out" come from?!

DH is offering me a tinny and calling me Sheila

SheldonesqueIsUnwell the great it might have been kinder speech. Excellent.

He wants to see the beautiful Heidi 100% of the time?

No one has a relationship like that. He only wants her if she's going to shut up and do as she's told.

Hi, I've been lurking a while and laughing.

Mike has no self awareness whatsoever. He thinks he's such a catch and that Heidi is crazy. His family seems so nice.

Ah now.

Maaaaike picks up litter and pats every dog.

I feel myself being swayed....

Not a total cahnt then.

Everyone seems to have sensible mates.

And yet they all seem so wonky. 🤷‍♀️

Thank god her friends are being honest with her after Pob and his bookends have spent the whole series telling Heidi she's the problem.

Aussie Right Said Fred needs to ship out!

Love Heidi’s friends!

It’s boiled my piss how badly Heidi has been consistently gas-lighted by Mike, and how the ixperts haven’t been able to see through this, and indeed have colluded in his gas-lighting!

It’s actually made me go cold, hearing the ixperts re-enforce his gaslighting psychologically abusive narcissistic bullshit, and how Heidi has withered under the constant shower of it.

Free Heidi!!!!

What's the deal with this episode? Surely there must be a massive twist? It was M&M and N&M in the last episode and J&D and C&J in the one before that. Why is Heidi and Mark an entire episode?

They're also making out Mike's going to say leave...so surely it will be an anticlimax if he does and an eye-roller if he doesn't. Not sure where they're going with this

How have they managed to create a whole episode just around these two?

Is the reunion on tomorrow night?

Ooooh dear she is going first. Makes a Heidi yes and a Mike no more likely. Come on Heidi. A lifetime of staring at a tattoed head awaits if you get this wrong.

Don't sway ... stay strong

His torso, though

Yes the reunion tomorrow. Its literally going to be the highlight of my year so far

Why is Heidis speech all about him???

littlered

I’m traiiiiiiiiying!!!

I hope you haven’t singed your bladder mucky 🥴

The producers have made that much of a big deal about him saying Nuh that he is bound to say yes. 🤨

He is going to break her down, make her feel shite and then ever so grateful that he will stay.

Heidibot