4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Hope you did it all in slowmo @SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Marfaaaa’s beak is all wrong now. It was fine before.

Shamone.

I even parted my stringy hair like Heidi’s.

I’m living the dream jane

You'll be all prepared for the U.K. version. Can't wait to see you on there

I’ll need 4 wedding dresses for starters.

And not because I’ll been doing a saaaaam daaaaaan or jesssssssss.

But I will, if picked, have that drama music.

And I might have to chip Ning’s nan for a shot of her nets.

I'm sure Ning will let you have them. They hold unhappy memories for her. Unless she ripped them to shreds in her rage at Mark.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell you absolutely crack me up

And here's Maaaaark and what he looks like naaaaaar

Looking at Ning and looking at me, ningsnansnets would make me a glove.

Ningsnansnets would have to be matched by ningsnansneighboursnets for the pair.

I’ll be showing about 3 feet of cleavage as a result but seeing as it seems de rigeur to be showing lovelumps, I’ll fit in just fine.

He’d do I think

On other news, MAFS has done some good in my personal life - we have a new colleague who's just emigrated from New South Waaaaaales in Oz. Her husband got a job so she's coming to teach with us and joined our WhatsApp group. Haven't met her yet as she only landed in December but she's a HUGE MAFS fan and watching with me on channel 4 as we WhatsApp each other. She said today she's very happy she's made a friend already as she was so nervous about it , she has no connections here a all. Ah, the power of MAFS

How lovely james

The power of maaaaafs

Thanks @SheldonesqueIsUnwell my new friend says Marfa's whiney voice is not typical of an Aussie and I'm weirdly relieved

Thank god for that james

Your ears shall be unsullied in real life.

You can mute Maaaaaaarfaaaaaa

The power of Maaaaafs

I’ll protect you from the prolonged drawl
Keep the vocal fry from your door

When the chips are down I’ll be around with my undying death defying posts for you...

Etc.

Hi everyone. I've never watched any episodes of Married At First Sight until last week. I've binged watch whole MAFSA season 6, and loved it.

Is it worth watching previous seasons? Is the UK version worth watching? I have sky and Netflix

Absolutely seasidemumma

Yes to everything.

The UK ones are more sedate but I was more invested in the couples if that makes sense?

Fill your boots flower!

What the holy bejesus has happened to Sam? Another one who has been plasticised. Those eyebrows are a 'strong look' as well

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

The power of Maaaaafs

I’ll protect you from the prolonged drawl
Keep the vocal fry from your door

When the chips are down I’ll be around with my undying death defying posts for you...

Etc.

PickleC

Those eyebrows are a 'strong look' as well

Them’s not eyebrows. That is his tache.

Hoiked, pinned and sewn too tight.

That said, if that is his knee near his neck, then it could be manscaped pubes.

As said.

Hauled up a bit too tight.

I couldn’t stay awake last night so just caught up with Ning and Mark now.

Don’t know what Ning expected, she has pushed him away and given no indication of a future from the start apart from her feels!
Mark can hold his head high knowing the has made the right decision from his heart.

She was just pissed off because he was the one to finally dump her. I just wanted to go give him a hug.

Let’s see what this evening brings for Heidi and Mike, only a hour long so hopefully can stay awake this time

@NumberThirtySix

Appalling behaviour Ning. She didn't love Mark. He's behaved decently. She has shown her true colours shouting Bullshit and trying to hurt him by saying someone else could have healed her. Mark has made the right decision for both of them.

I agree. All the time she was saying she missed him cos she didn't want to be alone. Not actually missing him just someone to 'heal her'rather than do it herself with therapy. Cos that's what she needs. Her crying and whinging all the time. Take responsibility for yourself Ning. She's too fragile to be on this show. I liked her until this point where she walked off in a huff.

Didn’t think Mark would say leave, but pleased he did, Ning was just hard work from the start.
We laughed at the ducks crossing the path as she stormed away, and hoped they didn’t have wee signs tied to their necks saying Ning and Mark forever!

Laughing at the Maaaarfa chat on here, knew Michael was attempting to build tension but totally no surprises, off to do Maaaarfas bidding till she tires of him. Her mum seemed a strange character too!
Next up Heidi and Mike! What do we think?

@Jj2431 no, I agree. Whilst she didn't help herself (and I'm not sure it was right for them to be together) maybe she had turned a corner. Regardless though, you could see he was slowly checking out. And I'm annoyed he reassured her after his mate (and Jess) said what they did. You need to trust what I say and not them.

And then he goes and does that! 😲

She was right, if he felt that way he should have said leave before now. Not done it then, that was cruel. And you don't make your decision based on what someone else says. You make it on what you feel! She also went first, so he could have had a plan b card ready! He used her as his cop out excuse, when he should have had the balls to say something before now.