4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Surprisingly so...

Serious but. What did she expect?

She has held him at bay since the get go.

The last straw was keeping drawers on in the sexytimes bath.

Always the barriers.

Exactly. Pushed him away often enough and for long enough for him to be out. Poor bloke was like an eager puppy the early weeks and she turned him in to a disinterested boxer dog who'd rather go off and lick his own borls.

p.s. Ning, your nana says can she have her nets back now as the neighbours are gawping through the bay window...

Appalling behaviour Ning. She didn't love Mark. He's behaved decently.
She has shown her true colours shouting Bullshit and trying to hurt him by saying someone else could have healed her. Mark has made the right decision for both of them.

Totally the right decision. She's totally projecting because deep down, she knows she is the one to blame

Ah now Mark - don’t second guess yourself.

She isn’t crying because you said no.

She’s crying because she knows this is her doing.

She didn’t give him an inch but she wanted him to give her the mile. Or at least his 6 odd inches...

You can’t push people away consistently and expect them to keep coming back for more.

When you didn't pack a wedding dress but the wallpaper shop was still open ......

@HmmmmmmInteresting

Martha seems almost normal when talking to her mum. That annoying voice she puts on isn't there

I said the exact same thing to DH! The second she was back with Michael, the drawl returned.

Heidi looks about 10 years older.

She looked ruddy radiant at the first wedding.

Mike has sooked the collagen out of her.

No wonder he is all about the sexytimes.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Surprisingly so...

Serious but. What did she expect?

She has held him at bay since the get go.

The last straw was keeping drawers on in the sexytimes bath.

Always the barriers.

Spot on

I can't believe she was so shocked. I have so much respect for Mark after that.

I don't think he's exactly chased her, more put up with her crap bugs that not an indication to at he's crazy about her.

I'm the odd one out here, I know Ning is to blame but I felt so sorry for her. She was clearly upset. The way she was shaking. So sad. I think Mark regretted his decision and only said no to protect himself as he thought she was going to say no. Sad times.

I'm so disappointed in Michael but not surprised.

I think Ning from the start was way too fragile to be on the show. These producers have no fucking morals

Anyway, look at what Sam looks like now!!! BLEURGH.

Re Cam and Jules and the weather

I follow her on Instagram and she's been posting on her story messages for U.K. followers. She said she was so cold (U.K. cold apparently 🤣) at the final vows she was trying hard not to sniff. Which looking back I can tell as yea she did look a bit underwhelmed

Sam looks vile

@NumberThirtySix

Appalling behaviour Ning. She didn't love Mark. He's behaved decently. She has shown her true colours shouting Bullshit and trying to hurt him by saying someone else could have healed her. Mark has made the right decision for both of them.

Yes that’s what I thought too. If this were real life and not some crappy staged tv show I’d hope he’d feel good that he’d definitely made the best decision!

Aww sad about Mark and Ning but I think he made the right decision in the long run.

Looking at Martha's mum's nose I think Martha probably had a similar one wonder why she got hers done as it looks perfectly nice.

Too much slowmo. They could have sped it up a bit. I spent most of the episode looking at everyone's kitchens.

Loved the ducks 🦆🦆🦆 (in a row)

I'm going to start playing this music in the background every time I want to appear dramatic.

@JaneJeffer this is Maarrrrrfaaaaa before surgery.

I think she looked better 🤷‍♀️

What the ruddy jeff has sam being doing with his jaw?

The corner of it looks like a feckin knee...

Anyway. I wouldn’t touch him with yours james

And aye. I felt for Ning. But mark acted with decency all the way through. He knew she was fragile and he could have taken advantage that last night and did not. The mark of a good man.

But really she fecked it up herself.

And yes, the ishoos she displayed meant she should never have been in there in the first place.

Mark acted with decency. The producers/ixperts did not.

She did! I think her nose is too small now but it's her choice I suppose.

Series 7 is an absolute melting pot of Nings (ie people who are so obviously in the wrong state of mind that it's actually cruel to have them there). Very uncomfortable watching

I’ve just gone down the stairs and brushed my teeth to that jane

I said ixperts 3 times in the mirror and poof Pob appeared and gave me a truth card.

Drama alright.

It asked how much I weighed and could I squeeze myself into a size 8 wedding frock. A size 7 would fit a leg...