4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

I would have loved to have seen the reaction if Dan had dumped her. She would have had a tantrum to match a 2 year old!

They must be showing Heidi and Mike and some other recap type stuff in the hour episode surely.

As frustrating as this series has been, there is bugger else to do so may as well watch the next one.
I’m feeling really down after yesterday announcement in Scotland but you guys are making me smile a wee bit with your funny comments.

@SD1978

Yes! Have watched the first 2. I love sh so much and no ads makes it even better. This one already looks like a corker (but has doubtless attracted even more of the Jess / Martha types than 6). Maybe 8 needs its own thread

@ihatethecold

This series has entered my husband’s and I (see what I did there) subconscious.

We have developed terrible Ozzie accents and can’t stop saying “Came here for love” whenever we enter a room. 😂

I want to live in your life.

I've just found S8 on SH videos so think I'm in for that rather than S7 as no chance of my phone's bloody news feed giving me spoilers (which it constantly does...damn those data gathering algorhythms).

I've just had a peek at the intro and the sixy times ixpert has already been shown telling one couple to "get your groins closer together"

We have developed ozzie accents too. It’s hard not to.

Hey all

I just started watching on shvideo. You can skip the boring bits. About 99% and no adds too

Some of the commitment stuff is soooo drawn out. 45 mins of mike and Heidi talking crap

Note to self

White figure hugging dresses don't suit anyone.

Yes re series 8. I don't know why but I have much stronger memories of s6 couples than 7. I do follow mafs on insta (an Australian one) so I have unfollowed as each episode is on a day earlier there and has spoilers for when it's on sh in the U.K. which no one wants!

I've missed the last couple of episodes (I've seen before but can't recall what happened when). Have Ning and Maaaark and Marrrrfa and Moi-kul's vow renewals happened yet?

@waitingforgranny

Note to self

White figure hugging dresses don't suit anyone.

I remember all the brides being absolutely squashed into the dresses for the cow renewals in season 5, too

*final vows not cow renewals 🤣

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows oh yes! That blonde woman was very slim. The dresses were so unforgiving

I'm imagining Mick doing a cow renewal when he finally got back to his farm.

I do cow renewals frequently.

Both brides so far needed to wear shape wear and a bigger frock.

Jules is beautiful. She looked as though she was crammed into an age 8-9 frock. InstaJ looked pregnant out the front and out the back. Not even taking the mic pack into account.

They both could have looked stunning. And they didn’t.

And given that it was the proposal for Jules, the sight of her haunches poured into that satin sock will probably make her want to do it again.

Not yet @JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows it's all being dragged out for the draaaamaaaa

Michael has posted some lengthy advice for the new couples. I don't think he'd like this thread somehow.

I think marfa and Ning the grin are in tonight james.

I await the mirth.

@bibliomania

I'm imagining Mick doing a cow renewal when he finally got back to his farm.

In fairness if I'd been forced to live with Insta I think I'd be turning to cows too

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

A bastard week on the nest.

And love?

And rings?

She must have a marvellous minge.

I just snorted quite unbecomingly

@VillaMia

Oh god I feel so creeped out by Mike right now. Ahhh you’ve come to the realisation that this is ALL YOU Heidi.

I'm just watching and thinking about how much of a smug cunt he is

A bastard week on the nest.

And love?

And rings?

She must have a marvellous minge.

Don't forget the day sex. With the curtains open. Clearly makes all the difference.

Oh my god the love questions between Dan and Jess are sooo bad

I thought the cow dresses were all shocking....

They were awful. Jess has a lovely figure and a tiny waist but they managed to make her look all bulgy.

Have to be quick @SheldonesqueIsUnwell whilst the —Guards— I take a Tea break. Still haven’t caught up but reckon Insta takes it up the ‘Tradesmens’ entrance’ and it must be more well travelled than mine;