4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Why effing strike through fail? Ffs ...

I know not of a tradesman’s entrance for I am landed gentry.

You are missing nothing. It has been mainly people making a holy show of themselves by wearing ill fitting frocks. And justifying their questionable decisions to somewhat more sensible relatives and friends whatwhat.

Good on Dan’s mum.
Cam and Jules in the rain-no budget for a gazebo??? Very cute though I thought she looked a bit underwhelmed.

Awful dress Jess was wearing. (Yes I ame back to watch the rest)

Does Dan know he was after Nic for choice?? with their 'amazing connection '

And all the slow motion!

I said this earlier and will say it again. Mike follows Jess on Instagram but not say Jules. The man doth protest too much and he is obviously not really sick of her face at all

The only magic connection between Insta and daaaaaan is Velcro nethers.

Indeed cheese

A man of that age interested in his own partner would probably do an aside of ‘silly bint* and would not get at all involved in the shenanigans.

His constant carping is all very ‘yoo-hoo - Jess - it’s me, Mike - I’m here! Miss! Miss. MISSSSSSSS Do you see me, hello. Hello Jess. I have something that you might like, yoohoo here I am - wooooo- see my forehead vein? There’s something else like that. I tattoo my head so your family will like me / holaaaaa’

I’ve always thought Mike liked Jess. He’s just annoyed that she didn’t try to hit on him!

Ah, but Jess doesn’t have the same face now, so maybe he likes the new one better?

I would posit the notion that Moike has feckall interest in her face.

More into pot holing than mountaineering I feel.

@Benjispruce2

Good on Dan’s mum. Cam and Jules in the rain-no budget for a gazebo??? Very cute though I thought she looked a bit underwhelmed.

To me it looked like there was a gazebo. They got drenched getting to it but while they were under it saying their vows they didn't seem to get any wetter. I was watching Jules' flyaway hairs very closely and they seemed to stay dry. It would be hard to say with Cam because his curly hair looks like the sort that repels rain. 🤢 and for once that's definitely envy. My hair is poker straight and I envy people whose hair responds to water and humidity.

wrong emoji there!

Wish it was still on at 7.30 this week.
Finally managed to get the sh link to work on my laptop, I was trying on my phone and it just wasn't playing the video.
Has anyone watched the reunion? Is there too many spoilers if I then watch the next series after?

I definitely think maaaike and jiss would have got it on if they met on the outside. Their hatred is just sexual tension.

I'm thinking M&M are a definite Yes.
Mark's gonna say NOY!

This 8.30 start is no good. I’m shattered, not sure I can stay awake until 10pm to watch it all. May need to catch up in the morning, we shall see

I predict Martha and Michael-Stay and Mark and Ning- still undecided but edging towards leave. Maybe Mark as leave and Ning as stay.

Maaaaaaarfa and Mattymanbun will go on I reckon. Just as long as maaaaaaarfa gets her own waaaaaaay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the toime.

If he’s expecting compromise he will be expecting it for a long time.

I’m not sure about Ning and Mark. I’m not sure either of them honestly think it is going anywhere.

I found the sight of her desperately trying to sock it to him in the tree house sad. His integrity was in full force because he knew it was forced.

If he’d have been some of the others, he would have had the jollies.

I think he may say no - if there had been anything there, I don’t think his refusal of Ning would have been quite so firm. It is almost like he didn’t want to be that cad...

Martha wasn't wrong about Michael lacking ambition, so I don't think anybody will be shocked if he says yes and moves his while life to be with her

Goodness I hope he doesn’t.

His ears will be permanently bleeding within 3 months.

He seems harmless - set him free Maaaarfaaaa.

Is anyone else finding this episode hard work? I wish I could fast forward

Martha seems almost normal when talking to her mum. That annoying voice she puts on isn't there

@HmmmmmmInteresting

Is anyone else finding this episode hard work? I wish I could fast forward

Yes! Just hurry up to the altar already. No reason why Mike and Heidi couldn't have squeezed in too! 🙄

Stop with all the bloody ‘feels!’ Bad enough Ning saying it all the time but now her friends as well