4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Ach - it had been a bit of a day.

And I’m a sap for love because I’d like it.

And a kebab...

I was just thinking that @CocoPark

Did anyone else notice Jules rings jump from her left hand ring finger to her right hand

Jules had her two rings on her ring finger when Cam got down on knee, but they’d miraculously changed hands in a split second as Cam put on her newest engagement ring 🙄

Ok just checked
Wednesday 1.5 hour show
Thursday 1 hour show
Friday 1.5 hour reunion dinner party show

Easily explained.

It is all down to the pishing rain.

They were cutting every 40 seconds to get blow dried. Plenty of time to swap rings over.

It is the magic of telly.

@CocoPark

Does this mean Heidi and Mike get their very own episode??

Yes. It's fucking painful.

Sorry, to be clear, painful as in get some paint to watch dry with one eye and watch the H&M ep with the other.

Get some wine too. Might as well.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Fuck me - he’s the archangel bastard Gabriel.

This made me spit out my brew!

Sold.

Crate of fizz for Shelly.

I don’t think I could watch H&M go over their relationship for a whole fecking hour. Not dry anyway.

Though I do have to paint a wall so....

Just wait until mama daaaaan pulls out the daggers of Megiddo for Insta....

Cam was sent on a mission.

Stand by for an immaculate conception, a fucking great star and Armageddon.

Vocal fraaaaaaai will be no more.

Spoilers @JustDanceAddict!!!

@JustDanceAddict no spoilers, no spoilers!! My eyes!!

I had to turn tonights off, it was so boring to hear Jess whiney voice and Dan repeating the same crap.
And we get it Jules & Cam, you love each other. How many times can they say that in an hour??? Where were all the other couples?

Soz re spoilers - thought was ok as show has finished for them!

Nooo, there’s still more episodes to go, including a final reunion! Please can you ask HQ to delete your post?

I have now poked out my system with a dagger of Megiddo.

InstaDamien will have to wait for another day.

@PickleC

I've kept chicken in the fridge longer than this relationship. The power of Little Dan over Big Dan is quite something

System?

Eyes.

*I really feel sorry for Insta.

Well, a bit.

She's had a shit life, according to her and mentioned something about this being the best she's been in 5 years which is right around the time she met her dad.*

I'd feel sorry for her too, if she hadn't been such a bitch to Nic and Cyrell. Oh and Ning and Mark. And Mike and Heidi. And of course the lovely Micko.

Having a shit life is no excuse for being such a shit stirring bitch to everyone.

And yes she certainly has daddy issues, as previously mentioned on this thread she has "Daddy" tattooed inside her bottom lip

_^**I really feel sorry for Insta.

Well, a bit.

She's had a shit life, according to her and mentioned something about this being the best she's been in 5 years which is right around the time she met her dad.**^_

I'd feel sorry for her too, if she hadn't been such a bitch to Nic and Cyrell. Oh and Ning and Mark. And Mike and Heidi. And of course the lovely Micko.

Having a shit life is no excuse for being such a shit stirring bitch to everyone.

And yes she certainly has daddy issues, as previously mentioned on this thread she has "Daddy" tattooed inside her bottom lip

Hopefully the bold worked properly this time 🤦‍♀️

Massive bold and underline and italics failure, I hate this site sometimes 🤷‍♀️

I feel like I need to see the dentist after that episode of tooth rotting sickly sweetness.

I'm just waiting to see if Nic tells everyone at the reunion that Jess chatted him up the same night she fell for Dan "at first sight" after Nic rejected her. Hope so.

At least Dan seems to feel some remorse for hurting others.

New series started Monday- anyone watching the new train wreck....