4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

These folk are deluded aren’t they? I honestly thought he was going to dump her.
I think they both need some serious therapy and support as clearly they need help

How ridiculous my eyes have strained themselves rolling so hard back into my head.

I give it 2 months in the real world (to give her time to move), plus one meeting with Daaaaaaaaaan Baby's mum and it'll all end in tears. And she'll be miles from home.

In spite of myself I'm finding her giddy reaction kind of endearing, she seems to ADORE him. Silly girl 🤦🏻‍♀️

This thread is way more entertaining than the programme

Dan had two speeches prepared. He chickened out of the "your dumped, bitch" one

I’ve been lucky to get a kebab after a week.

@ludothedog

Dan had two speeches prepared. He chickened out of the "your dumped, bitch" one

@ludothedog LOL 💯

I wish.

Which is probably why I had to plead for a kebab.

And did not get a declaration of love.

Or rings.

I must be anti- marvellous.

Jules and Cams wedding looked like a horror movie scene !

Fuck me - he’s the archangel bastard Gabriel.

They have both looked like they needed the next size up in wedding dresses.

It’s pissing it down. How are they not soaked.

Sure this would be a lovely location in the sunshine...

There are drips all around them. There must be someone holding a brolly over them!

I’m crying

It is all about the love.

Not the dramaz. Or the feelz.

Just love.

I’ve gone. Because I think they both mean it 🥰

Can’t blame me tonight sheldon!

Does this mean Heidi and Mike get their very own episode??